Fan Question: Why haven’t you made an episode where butters has a girlfriend???
Answer: Not only has Butters had a girlfriend, as of last season, he was in a long distance relationship with a Canadian! Check out this list of Butters’ sordid love affairs.
Butters’ first romance was with the beautiful Lexus, a waitress from Raisins. Butters fell hard and fast for her and was truly in love, but thanks to his parents, it was eventually revealed she had ulterior motives.
Unfortunately for Paris, she suffered a devastating loss to Mr. Slave in South Park’s 1st annual Whore Off.
In season 13’s “Butters’ Bottom Bitch”, he turned his romantic attention to more entrepreneurial pursuits. Upon paying for his first kiss with Sally Darson, Butters was inspired to found “Butters’ Kissing Company”, a tax exempt, for profit enterprise.
Butters’ Kissing Company
Most recently, Butters was coaxed into a plot, by Cartman, to establish a symbolic union between The United States and Canada, just like in The Lion King 2.
The plan was for Butters to initiate a hot Cosby, with a young Canadian girl named Charlotte, in hopes for the coexistence of both their species. Unexpectedly they both fell in “Slow Cosby”, which is also known as a “love” in Canada.
Charlotte moved back to Canada and they were last seen video chatting together in the season 19 finale, “PC Principal Final Justice”.
Butters may have made it all the way to the 4th grade without kissing a girl, but once he locked lips with Sally Darson, all that changed.
Do you know what I am saying!?