WUL THAT IS THEDARNDEST THING I EVER SAW.
( knock on door )GASP !
MISS HILTON ?MISS HILTON ?
UGH...WHERE AM I ?
EWWWW ! THIS ROOM ISALL MIDDLE CLASS AND SMALL !
MISS HILTON, WE'VE TALKEDIT OVER ALL NIGHT AND...
WHILE YOUR OFFERIS ENTICING,
I'M AFRAID WE JUSTCAN'T SELL YOU OUR SON
FOR TWO HUNDREDMILLION DOLLARS.
IT'LL HAVE TO BE TWO HUNDREDAND FIFTY MILLION.
CASH, UP FRONT.
OH HAMBURGERS !
YAY, MR. BIGGLESYOUR MINE FOREVER !
PLEASE, I DON'T WANNALIVE WITH HER !
SHE'S SNORES REAL BAD,AND SHE HAS A HUGE NOSE,
AND THIS SQUISHY THINGTHAT LIVES IN HER PANTS !
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'TSELL ME TO HER !!
ALRIGHT, BUTTERS,TELL YOU WHAT,
IF YOU CAN RAISETHE TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTYMILLION DOLLARS YOURSELF
YOU CAN STAY !
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TOMAKE THAT KIND OF MONEY ?
IT'S CALLEDWORKING, YOUNG MAN.
YOUR GRANDFATHER WAS ACOAL MINER FOR FIFTY YEARS !
HE NEVER COMPLAINED !
GET OUT THEREAND START DIGGING !
YES SIR... I GOTTAMINE SOME COAL REALLY FAST !
THAT SHOULD KEEP HIMBUSY FOR A WHILE
WHILE WE GET THISTRANSACTION FINISHED.
NOW, MISS HILTON,HOW SHALL WE START ?
Butters is Sold
Butters' parents will sell their son for $250 million.
The girls in South Park can't wait to shop at the Stupid Spoiled Whore Store so they can be just like their Paris.x CLOSE
Wendy's father decides not to let his daughter be a whore too.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't invited to Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton's chihuahua kills itself.x CLOSE
Wendy isn't interested in playing with the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.x CLOSE
Paris Hilton wants to dress Butters up as a bear and keep him as a pet.x CLOSE
Paris offers Butters' parents $200 million for the boy.x CLOSE
Butters' parents will sell their son for $250 million.x CLOSE
Even in cool clothes, Cartman can't get into the Stupid Spoiled Whore party.x CLOSE
Wendy wants to learn Mr. Slave's secrets to being a dirty whore.x CLOSE