South ParkS8 E8
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
South ParkS12 E12
The Greatest Thief Club In The World
President Obama and John McCain lay out their plans for the country.
South ParkS16 E14
Where Are The Ballots??
Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.
South ParkS19 E2
Garrison sings a song about all the illegal immigrants ruining his country.
South ParkS20 E1
Turd vs Douche
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich react to the latest presidential polls.
South ParkS20 E3
My Opponent IS a LIAR and Cannot Be Trusted
At the first Presidential debate, Garrison speaks from the heart and tries to convince everyone to vote for his opponent.
South ParkS20 E6
We All Get Exposed
Garrison makes one final appeal to the nation and urges them to vote against him on November 8.
South ParkS20 E7
Voted for a Change of Pace
Garrison makes his acceptance speech after winning the Presidential Election.
South ParkS20 E8
The Entire World Has Become Unstable
President-Elect Garrison gets a top-secret briefing about the Troll Trace Program.
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Scott calls Terrance and Phillip and blames them fort Saddam's takeover. He tells them that they have to help him get out of Canada.
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The Children March
The parents are devastated as Mr. Ose leads the children in a march through town. President Clinton addresses the nation about his penis.
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Stan joins Gary for the Harrisons' traditional "family home evening," which includes songs about great family life, dramatic readings, juggling and no TV.
South ParkS8 E1
While bringing Butters to the vet, the boys are challenged to a ninja showdown by Craig, Token, Clyde and Jimmy. Butters wanders off during the battle.
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Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
South ParkS11 E1
You Can't Say That on Television
Randy' category on "Wheel of Fortune" is "People Who Annoy You."
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Butter's Heartfelt Speech
Butters stops the terrorist before they act to give them a heart felt speech. They don't listen and break the barrier.
South ParkS11 E11
The Woodland Critters Rape Kurt Russell
Kurt Russell goes through the Imagination Doorway and gets raped. Manbearpig comes through to reality.
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M-60 For Jesus
Butters floats through the battle helping out the good characters.