South ParkS8 E8
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
South ParkS12 E12
The Greatest Thief Club In The World
President Obama and John McCain lay out their plans for the country.
South ParkS16 E14
Where Are The Ballots??
Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.
South ParkS19 E2
Garrison sings a song about all the illegal immigrants ruining his country.
South ParkS20 E1
Turd vs Douche
Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich react to the latest presidential polls.
South ParkS20 E3
My Opponent IS a LIAR and Cannot Be Trusted
At the first Presidential debate, Garrison speaks from the heart and tries to convince everyone to vote for his opponent.
South ParkS20 E6
We All Get Exposed
Garrison makes one final appeal to the nation and urges them to vote against him on November 8.
South ParkS20 E7
Voted for a Change of Pace
Garrison makes his acceptance speech after winning the Presidential Election.
South ParkS20 E8
The Entire World Has Become Unstable
President-Elect Garrison gets a top-secret briefing about the Troll Trace Program.
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South ParkS2 E3
Must Save Ike
Kyle's parents confirm what a bris is. Kyle must save his little brother.
South ParkS5 E7
Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
South ParkS6 E13
The boys try to recover the "One Tape" from Butters, but he isn't willing to give up his precious movie.
South ParkS9 E7
It Sneezes Milk
Butters sits Jimmy down for an informative talk about what to do when your penis gets hard.
South ParkS11 E2
Cartman shows off his photo album with all of the gross things he's done to Butters while he slept.
South ParkS11 E13
Randy sneaks down in the middle of the night to play Guitar Hero. The video crowd 'boos' him back up to bed.
South ParkS12 E5
How Do I Reach These Kids?
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
South ParkS16 E8
A Lot of Hoopla About Concussions
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.