South ParkS1 E9
Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
South ParkS2 E2
Cartman's Mom goes to the Unplanned Parenthood clinic to have an abortion. The only problem is, she wants to abort eight-year-old Cartman.
South ParkS2 E15
You'd Be Drunk Too
Mrs. McCormick stops by the Marsh house drunk. She wants to know what happened to Kenny, but Sharon Marsh plays dumb.
South ParkS4 E6
Kidney Blocker 2000
Team Kidney sneaks into Cartman's house. When they go to cut him open, they discover that he is wearing the Kidney Blocker 2000. Stan is very angry.
South ParkS4 E9
Jesus is Crackers?
Sister Anne has some difficulty explaining to the kids that the cracker they eat during mass is the body of Christ.
South ParkS4 E15
Chef tells the boys what a prostitute is -- in song --accompanied by James Taylor.
South ParkS17 E6
Israel Freaking Rocks!
People of all religions continue to celebrate world peace with Van Halen.
South ParkS18 E4
I Don't Wanna Go To Camp!!
Nathan has some communication problems with his Mom.
South ParkS19 E10
It Is Time for Nite-Nite
Cartman and his mom almost resort to violence in an argument over bedtime.
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South ParkS2 E7
Cartman's Dad: John Elway
To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father, John Elway.
South ParkS2 E12
Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
South ParkS6 E11
I Learned Mongolian In College
Mr. Twang's wall dance doesn't detour the Mongolians from blowing up the wall. The parents discover their children have become Mongolians and lament their mistakes.
South ParkS9 E5
Randy finally gets the chance to fight Bat Dad and gets the boys disqualified from the season championships.
South ParkS9 E8
Learning The Truth
Stephen, Gerald and Randy believe they have hypothermia, while the Pentagon learns that the flood in Beaverton wasn't cause by global warming.
South ParkS9 E10
Freak Egg With 2 Daddies!
Mrs. Garrison is very upset that Kyle and Stan's egg is not broken.
South ParkS9 E14
After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
South ParkS10 E2
Kyle's dad heads to the hardware store to give out fake tickets to people with SUVs in order to raise awareness. This angers the parking lot.
South ParkS11 E7
Kyle's Dad Becomes Homeless
Kyle's Dad tries to find his way out of South Park through the mass of homeless people. After quickly giving away all of his change, he too turns homeless.