South Park Matriarchs
South ParkS1 E13Sorry Your Mom's a Whore
With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.
South ParkS2 E10Ookie Mouth
Kyle's mom has the boys play ookie mouth while she and Kenny's mom plan a fishing trip for their husbands.
South ParkS2 E15You'd Be Drunk Too
Mrs. McCormick stops by the Marsh house drunk. She wants to know what happened to Kenny, but Sharon Marsh plays dumb.
South ParkS6 E10Wendy Buys Boobs
Wendy wants breast implants, and any reservations the doctor might have about doing this procedure on an eight-year-old girl go out the window when she mentions she's got $3000.
South ParkS7 E8Metro Pride Parade
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
South ParkS12 E9He Said Horrible Things
Cartman uses the oldest trick in the book: Telling His Mom.
South ParkS14 E9Real Housewives of South Park
New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.
South ParkS15 E11A Woman's Mouth is Sacred!
Randy tries to apologize and make amends for his actions.
South ParkS18 E5Drones Can't Resist Bush
Amid the standoff between civilian and police drones, Cartman finds a way to use "Craig's Mom" to solve the problem.
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South ParkS4 E1Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.
South ParkS4 E2Animaniacs
Cartman tries to prove himself to the inmates by admitting that he doesn't like Animaniacs.
South ParkS5 E6Lines Lines Lines
Cartman wants to buy North Park Funland. It's a failing theme park that makes no money, but Cartman doesn't care about that.
South ParkS7 E5Taco-Flavor Kisses
Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
South ParkS9 E6I Can't Be Dead!
Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide to ignore Cartman. Cartman doesn't know and decides their silence must mean he's dead.
South ParkS9 E11Ginger Pride Conference
Cartman leads the All Ginger Pride Conference and convinces the ginger kids to round up the non-gingers for extermination.
South ParkS11 E2Butters' Surprise
Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
South ParkS11 E8Cartman Needs a Miracle
As Dateline begins, Cartman prays to God for a miracle, since it is partly His fault.
South ParkS15 E4Anger Management Class
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.