[ School bell rings ]
[ Indistinct conversationscontinue ]
Mkay, kids.If we can all be quiet, please.
Today is a very special day
because we have a new studentwho has just moved to town
and will be startingher scholastic adventures
here in South Park.
I know you are allgoing to be very kind
and make her feel at home.
Please say hito Sophie Gray.
Um...well,I moved here from Arizona.
I really like soccer,
and I love"The Mandalorian."
I guess one thing about about me
that might be kind of differentis that...
I have diabetes.
I have a thingcalled diabetes.
It's a condition that
affects the way my bodyprocesses sugar.
♪ Will you marry me? ♪[ Echoing ] It just means
I have to check my blood sugaronce in a while,
and sometimes I have...[ Sounds fades ]
♪ I swear that I will mean it ♪
♪ I say, will you marry me? ♪
[ Sound returns ]...part of who I am.
Oh! And I also have a pony.
♪ Singing... ♪
Holy shit, you guys!What am I gonna do?!
About what?About Sophie Gray!
She's my boo!I love her!
What am I supposedto say to her?
Scott, you can't bewith Sophie Gray.
She has diabetes.
I know!That's why she's perfect!
No, Scott,If you and Sophie have a baby,
it'll havesuper diabetes.
I'm not sure,but I'm pretty sure
that causes a crateron the Earth.
That girl is pretty fly.
As soon as she saidshe watches "Mandalorian,"
it gave mea little boner.
If you wanna bewith the new girl,
you're gonna havesome stiff competition.
Get it? S-Stiff...
But she hasdiabetes!
You guys always rip on mefor having diabetes!
[ As Scott Malkinson ]You guys always rip onme for having diabetes.
I'm Scott Malkinson.[ Laughter ]
Oh, no!Not this time!
You assholes aren't ruiningScott Malkinson's life again!
I'm taking control,you understand?
I'm taking control,you understand.
I'm Scott Malkinson.I have diabetes.[ Laughter ]
Some STIFF Competition
Scott is smitten when he learns that Sophie Gray, the new 4th grader, has diabetes. Unfortunately he's not the only boy who is infatuated with the new girl in school.