It is tyrannous,and it is wrong.
Ever since these girlswere allowed to join
Dice Studz Gamers Club,it has been a train wreck.
Every single game we play,
they, like,figure out all the rules
and they use the rulesto, like, make us look stupid.
IN "D&D,"they killed the dungeon master!
We didn't thinkit was even possible
to killthe dungeon master.
Shut up, Butters.It's not possible.
It's just that, we playboard games for the theme.
We want to bepirates or Vikings.
You know what the girlsthink about?
They think about red cubesversus blue cubes
and how much of this equalsthat many victory points.
They're just doing math!
So, they're smarter than you
and beating youat all the board games.
It's just different.
Look, we started Dice Studz[voice breaking] with a dream.
A dream that that we couldactually do something
interesting at schooljust for like 60 minutes.
"Nothing we can do," he said."Hands are tied," he said.
We're gonna have to deal withthis ourselves, you guys.
I think Nichole and Tammyare cool to play with.
Well, you won'tthink they're cool
when the rest of usleave Dice Studz,
and you're left to playonly solo board games.
You mean like "Nemo's War"?"Nemo's War" is sweet.
Look, maybe we just gottaplay harder stuff,
you know, stuff the girlscan't keep up with.
Hey,that's not a bad idea!
We been takin' it easyon the girls.
Time to show 'em whatreal board gamers play!
What do realboard gamers play?
Well, if you wantsomething hard,
then you need a really crunchyEuro game, something like
a Vital Lacerda's "Escape Plan,"or a Uwe Rosenburg euro.
Do they involve math?
Well, all euros arepretty mathy.
Nope, no good.
We need something withlots of, like, war
and dice and thematic shit.
So, then you wanta war miniatures game,
something skirmish-style, like"Legion" or "Blood & Plunder."
Dude, you're reallyinto board games.
Alright. That's it, guys!
Dice Studz gamers clubis about to go
The Girls Make Us Look Stupid
Cartman pleads his case, to Mr. Mackey, to keep girls out of the Dice Studz Board Gamers Club.