[ Speaking Mandarin ]

[ Speaking Mandarin ]

Your Honors,I'm just a simple farmer,

from a simpler time.

Now, I'd never been to Chinabefore, but I hate to say,

I'm a little disappointedin all of you.

With what I've seen,

you -- you seem to treatyour people like dirt.

You don't believe inany individual freedoms.

I mean, you've gotWinnie the Pooh and Piglet

in jail?

Now, come on, China!

You know, a country ain'tnothing unless it's got

decency and integrity.

And I think I speak for Poohand Piglet and all of Disney

when I say you could use someTegridy, China!

Now, it just so happensthat I...

own a Tegridy farm.

And I think I might be ableto work out a deal

for all you nice folk.

[ Bell rings ]