The sleigh stillisn't functional.
Got some of it repaired,but I don't think
I'm gonna make it backin time for Christmas.
We need to talk.
Stay back, motherfucker.
Santa,you don't understand.
Oh, Santaunderstands plenty.
You assholes drink and drive,and you think marijuana
is somehow different,and go driving around on that,
And then,you go and make this shit.
Santa,that's not just cocaine.
It's Tegridy cocaine.
[ Acoustic guitar plays ]
Oh, don't give Santa that.Coke is coke.
That's not true.
This cocaine is grown locally,by local people.
Please, just try it.
Santa's done coke before.Santa knows what --
It's cocaine --just like every other cocaine
Santa's ever tried.
You people really thinkthat the holidays --
okay, yeah,that's pretty good.
But it doesn't matter.
Because Christmas is a...
Wow, that isreally clean.
It's, like, not speedy at all.It's really mellow.
Honestly, I didn't know cocainecould be this pure.
Because it's grown here,on a farm.
It's not cut with any nastychemicals or harmful impurities.
No, you can tellit's really clean.
Maybe I have been a little tooold-fashioned in my thinking.
Jesus: I can't believewhat I am hearing!
I have heard your prayers,Marsh, and I have been watching.
You want people to thinkthat homegrown cocaine
is the sameas legalizing marijuana?
Jesus, you reallygot to try it.
You cut outthe middle men.
Nobody dies in South America.Nobody dies from impurities.
Okay. I get it.It's really clean.
It's a good high.
It's fucking pure.
Well,. maybe we all DO needa little Tegridy
What are you doing, Jesus?
I think it's time fora little Christmas miracle.
Try to catch someon your tongue.
Does this mean you all havethe Christmas spirit again!
You're darn tootin',we do.
[ Talking, cheering ]
Hey, guys. I'm so happymy Christmas Specialturned out okay.
It's more than okay.
Tegridy cocaine is smooth,and has a great finish.
I'll bet when cokebecomes legal soon,
everyone will wantTegridy cocaine.
Well only one thingleft to do now, gang.
Let's go driving!
[ Cheering ]
Announcer: All-naturalTegridy cocaine,
endorsed and approvedby Santa Claus.
Available soonat a store near you.
A Christmas Miracle
With the Help of Santa and Jesus, Randy and Tegridy return the Christmas Spirit to the people of South Park.