You guys !You guys !

We can finally do it !

We can finally leavethis crappy town

and live the lifewe've all dreamed of !

We can ?!

What are youtalking about, dude ?

Haven't you assholes beenwatching the news ?!

Pirating is back, my friends.

Swashbuckling adventureon the high seas.

The stuff we'veall dreamed about !

And it's all happeningright here !

Somalia.

Somalia ?Where's that ?

North Africa.

Just picture it, guys.

Clear-blue waterwith skull islands.

Waterfalls and jeweled treasureunderneath.

Whoa !

I've worked itall out on Expedia.

We can take Southwest Airlinesto Miami

then Dubai Airhere to Cairo.

Then it's just a 49-hourbus ride into Mogadishu,

with all the booty and plundera pirate could want.

Wow, you know, Cartman,that is an awesome idea.

You should totallygo to Somalia.

Right and--

Wait a minute.

You never think my ideasare good, Kyle.

No, I'm beingtotally serious.

That is the best ideayou've ever had.

You shouldrun away to Mogadishu.

You should go thereright away !

I'll even help payfor your ticket !

Wow, cool !

Wait a minute--the fuck ?

Why would you do that ?

Unless, you're trying totrick me somehow...

No, no, you're right.

Somalia is an oasis oftreasure and waterfalls !

It's totally thepirate's life !

Then why don't youwanna go ?

Well, 'cause, dude,I'm Jewish.

And, you know...

Jews can't be pirates.Jews can't be pirates.

That's true.

Well, I'm glad you'vefinally come to terms

with your disability, Kyle.

Gentlemen, I'm offto start planning.

Please, please let him go.

( boy on PA ) Good morning, students.