HEIR PRESIDENT,TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

IT IS A CRAP SENT TO USFROM THE UNITED STATES.

VERY NICE.

HAS IT BEEN CHECKEDFOR ACCURACY ?

IT APPEARS TO BELEGITIMATE.

BASED ON THE PHOTO,WE ESTIMATE THAT THE CRAP

IS OVER 8 COURICS !

WE BETTER GET ONA PLANE RIGHT AWAY.

HMM, ERN SNUSSEN ?

BRIER EN SNUSSEN AITCH.

( sniffing )

WHAT WAS YOUR PRIMARY DIETFOR THIS POO, MR. MARSH ?

MOSTLY P.F. CHANG'S,

GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN,AND THEN A LOT OF

AUNT JEMIMA FROZEN SAUSAGE BISCUITS IN THE MORNINGS.

I BELIEVE I DETECTSOME CABBAGE AS WELL ?

OH, YES, I HADA LOT OF KIMCHI.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BEKIDDING ME.

THESE GUYS AREFROM ZURICH, SHARON !

THEY'RE EUROPEANS !

IT IS A TREMENDOUS CRAP,MR. MARSH.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

YOUR CRAP OFFICIALLYWEIGHS 8.6 COURICS.

COURICS ?

THE STANDARD MEASURING UNITFOR HUMAN FECES.

ONE KATIE COURICIS APPROXIMATELY

2 POUNDS OF EXCREMENT.

THE CURRENT RECORD IS A CRAPWEIGHING 7.5 COURICS.

BUT THAT MEANS...

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU ARE THE NEWWORLD CHAMPION !

REALLY ?!

YOU MEAN-- REALLY ?!

( laughing hysterically )

HEY, STAN !HEY, SHARON !

HEY, EVERYBODY !

WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER CALLTHE OLD CHAMPION

AND LET HIM KNOW HISRECORD HAS JUST BEEN BROKEN.