WE MUST NOT PANIC.

WELL WHAT ARE WEGOING TO DO, MAYOR ?

PART TWO OF THE FAMILY GUYEPISODE AIRS IN SIX DAYS !

I BELIEVE THAT PROFESSOR THOMAS,FROM THE UNIVERSITY,

HAS COME UPWITH A SOLUTION.

THANK YOU, MAYOR.

NOW LOOK, EVERYONE,MUSLIM TERRORISTS AND EXTREMISTS

ARE THREATENING US FOR WHATFAMILY GUY IS GOING TO DO,

BECAUSE THEY'VE WRONGLYGROUPED US TOGETHER.

OUR ONLY HOPE IS TO MAKETHE MUSLIM EXTREMISTS KNOW

THAT WE HAD NO PARTIN THE MUHAMMAD EPISODE.

THAT EVEN THOUGHTHE EPISODE AIRED,

WE DIDN'T WATCH IT,WE DIDN'T HEAR IT...

AND WE DIDN'TTALK ABOUT IT.

SO HOW DOWE DO THAT ?

WE BURY OUR HEADS...IN SAND.

WE TAKE 20-TO-25DUMP TRUCKS,

FILL THEM WITH SANDFROM MONARCH LAKE,

AND THEN DUMP THE SAND ALONGSOUTH PARK AVENUE.

BY USING APPROXIMATELY18 DOZEN SHOVELS,

WE COULD EACHDIG A HOLE IN THE SAND,

STICK OUR HEADSIN THE HOLES,

AND THEN HAVE THE PERSONTO OUR LEFT BURY THEM.

IF WE CAN MANAGE TOGET EVERY PERSON'S HEAD

BURIED DEEP,DEEP IN SAND

BEFORE THEMUHAMMAD EPISODE AIRS...

WE COULD AVOID LOOKING LIKEWE'RE RESPONSIBLE

FOR ANY PARTOF THIS AT ALL.

NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE,THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

WHAT WE NEED TO DOIS JUST THE OPPOSITE.

FREEDOM OF SPEECHIS AT STAKE HERE,

DON'T YOU ALL SEE ?

IF ANYTHING, WE SHOULD ALLMAKE CARTOONS OF MUHAMMAD,

AND SHOW THE TERRORISTS,AND THE EXTREMISTS

THAT WE ARE ALLUNITED IN THE BELIEF

THAT EVERY PERSON HAS A RIGHTTO SAY WHAT THEY WANT.

LOOK, PEOPLE, IT'S BEENREAL EASY FOR US

TO STAND UP FORFREE SPEECH LATELY.

FOR THE PAST FEW DECADES

WE HAVEN'T HAD TO RISKANYTHING TO DEFEND IT.

BUT THOSE TIMESARE GOING TO COME.

AND ONE OF THOSE TIMESIS RIGHT NOW.

AND IF WE AREN'T WILLINGTO RISK WHAT WE HAVE

THEN WE JUSTBELIEVE IN FREE SPEECH.

BUT WE DON'T DEFEND IT.

I LIKE THESAND IDEA.

YEAH, ME TOO.

YEAH, THE SAND THINGSOUNDS A LOT SIMPLER.

SAND. YEAH.ME TOO.

WE'RE GONNA NEEDEIGHT DOZEN SHOVELS

AND SIXTEEN TONS OF SAND !

LET'S MOVE PEOPLE !