|Voiced by||April Stewart|
|First Appearance||With Apologies to Jesse Jackson|
This woman is a sub at South Park Elementary who works closely with Principal Victoria and her colleagues. She sometimes presides over school assemblies in the gym, such as when she introduced Dr. David Nelson to the students. She also briefly subbed for the Kindergarten class between the death of Ms. Stephenson and the hiring of a new Kindergarten Teacher. She was present for Herbert Garrison's second sex change operation as well as the German raid on the school. She also wasn't very fond of Mr. Mackey's gluten-free diet. There is much yet to be known about this substitute.
- With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (s11e01)
- Eek, a Penis! (s12e05; cameo)
- Fatbeard (s13e07; cameo)
- Funnybot (s15e02; cameo)
- Gluten Free Ebola (s18e02)