Polly Prissy Pants
One of Eric Cartmans favorite dolls, Polly Prissy Pants has been in love with Cartman for his coolness and awesomeness for years and wants nothing more than to run away with him, going along with his Wild Wild West and Lambs games to please him. When she finds out kids at school like Kyle Broflovski are making fun of him for his stuffed animals, she takes matters into her own hands, brutally murdering Clyde Frog, Peter Panda, Rumper Tumpskin and Muscle Man Marc so Cartman can grow up and be with her. The effort fails when Cartman realizes Token Black will not be blamed and she will be exposed. While she is shot by Cartman, she's been repaired since and remains his sole doll.
- Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut (s01e13; debut)
- Cat Orgy (s03e07)
- Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society (s06e10)
- 201 (s14e06; deleted scene)
- 1% (s15e12; death)
She can be found in Cartman's room and if Cartman is set as the player's buddy, will talk to them and friend them on Facebook. In an early build of the game, rescuing her from Ginger Kids was the objective of a quest.