The Woman In The Hat

The Woman In The Hat

Season s28
Episode e02
Written By Trey Parker
Production Code 2802
Original Air Date {{{Airdate}}}

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Official Description

The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing. While Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

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Memorable Quotes

  • "This is a bunch of bullcrap!" - Marvin Marsh
  • "You can't make me stay here! This is completely inhumane! " - Stan
  • "Oh yeah! That's great!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "Ay relax guy! We can just stick the baby in the bathroom or something." - Donald J. Trump
  • "Wow! Okay so obviously I have NO SAY in this Remodel! " - Satan
  • "Heyyy relax guy!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "South Park sucks now?" - Kyle
  • "What the fuck do you want me to say, dude?" - Kenny
  • "President Trump you are an INCREDIBLE man." - Pam Bondi
  • "Oh Pam-- Pam. You've got some... shit on your nose again." - Dan Scavino
  • "My WIFE?...What does it want?" - Donald J. Trump
  • "Yeah, it fucking sucks, doesn't it!" - Marvin Marsh
  • "HOLY SHIT! " - Stan
  • "This used to be a great town before all the politics came and ruined it all" - Stan
  • "ARHAHGHGGHGH!!!! WWHAOGOGGHGHGGH!!!" - Towelie
  • "AW FUCK! FUCK!!!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "THE WOMAN IN THE HAT! SHE'S IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "I'm BAAAAAAAAAACK!" - Kyle Schwarz
  • "That's fucking awesome, dude! " - Kenny
  • "You guys, this isn't ABOUT a COIN. It's about a MOVEMENT." - Kyle
  • "Oh no it's gonna be easy, the crypto corruption at the White House is off the chain. We're gonna screw a lot of people out of their money, boys, it's gonna be fantastic!" - Kyle Schwarz
  • "Well what the fuck is it? " - Donald J. Trump
  • "Oh my God! I ATE. Ha ha... Ha haa... " - Donald J. Trump
  • "The President is a great man even if he DOES eat his own semen" - Pam Bondi
  • "Okay we're done mooning! I think we're ready to dump!" - Stan
  • "I'm out dude." - Kyle
  • "Yeah dude I'm doing stuff!" - Kenny
  • "I know it sucks to be living in an old folks home, Stan. But you can't FIX things if you're only thinking about yourSELF! " - Kyle
  • "Oh Jesus it's a little drafty in here. " - Kyle Schwarz
  • "That sounds really great there's nothing I like better than a big crypto dump." - Donald Trump Jr.
  • "God dammit!" - Stan
  • "Oh Jesus this is a little creepy." - Kyle Schwarz
  • "We know you are sad. We know you are LONELY. But we must ask you to LEAVE OUR PRESIDENT ALONE" - Pam Bondi
  • "Oh my God this is really scary." - Donald Trump Jr.
  • "HOLY SHIT SHE'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE!" - Donald J. Trump
  • "Ahhhhhh.... EPSTEIN..." - Pam Bondi
  • "Oh! YOU... FUCKING BEETCH!" - JD Vance
  • "Pam Bondi's trying to get MY FUCKING JOB!" - JD Vance
  • "We've been dealing in deception and lies! We've all been getting filthy rich off of crypto! Oh Jesus!" - Kyle Schwarz
  • "We're sorry! We're all very sorry!" - Kyle Schwarz
  • "I guess there's just no really going back to the way things used to be." - Stan


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Season 28

e1 Twisted Christian
e2 The Woman In The Hat
e3 TBA
e4 TBA
e5 TBA