The Human Kite

The Human Kite

Gender Male
Age 10
Hair Color Red
Occupation Superhero, Elementalist-Blaster Archetype
Aliases Kyle Broflovski, The Human Kike
Voiced by Matt Stone
First Appearance Coon 2: Hindsight
Last Appearance Coon vs. Coon & Friends

About[edit]

The Human Kite is one of the noblest of the Coon Friends, an expert at computers and often playing the role of the intelligent one. His main powers include flight and shooting laser beams out of his eyes. He and Toolshed are Mysterion's right-hand men and closest confidants.

Memorable Quotes[edit]

  • "Look, we just believe that you have your goals and ways of doing things and they conflict with what we want to accomplish." (Coon 2: Hindsight)

Featured Episodes[edit]

Video Games[edit]

South Park: Tenorman's Revenge[edit]

During stages of the game, Kyle can assume the Human Kite's identity to gain a gliding ability over gaps and ditches, enabling him to access areas inaccessible by other characters.

South Park: The Stick of Truth[edit]

When in Kyle's bedroom, a kite resembling that from the back of the costume is visible, alluding to his superhero identity.

South Park: The Fractured but Whole[edit]

About[edit]

An alien combating the persecution of kites across the galaxy, Human Kite, aka Kyle Broflovski, is an Elementalist/Blaster hybrid with fucking laser eyes. Nemesis: Human Kite from an Alternate Universe.

Abilities[edit]

  • Wrath of Kite - Inflict Burning on your enemies from space.
  • Laser Burn - Rake a target with Kite's laser eyes.
  • Jetstream - Pull allies close and Heal them.
  • Kite Shield - Grant Protection to a teammate.