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...in order to prevent him from getting served again. The Orange County kids don't survive though, murdered by [[Butters Stotch]]'s tap-dancing talent in an
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*"D'oooh boy!"
*"D'oh yeah, and don't forget last year at sumemr camp, you got raped by a shark!" ([[Handicar]]
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The boys discover from Mr. Mackey that they don't have to wear condoms all the time -- only during sex. Feeling that the gi
..., parents, but if you leave it up to the schools to teach sex to kids, you don't know who they're learning it from. It could be from someone who doesn't k
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"America may have some problems, but it's our home. Our team. And if you don't wanna root for your team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium
* "Stan, if you're finished having your tearful goodbye with the goat, we'd like to go now, please." [[Cartman]]
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...ves, so he becomes a vegetarian. Cartman makes fun of this, saying "if you don't eat meat, you become a pussy." Later, Stan comes down with a strange illn
...ng to eat veal because the animals are so horribly mistreated. But if you don't eat meat at all, you break out in vaginas."
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...se New Yorker kids that we forgot we were already totally cool. Even if we don't know what queef means."
* "God dammit! I don't think you children have been working on your fingering!" [[Mr. Garrison]
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* "Poor people don't have anything better to do than piss other people off! Don't you watch Springer?" [[Cartman]]
* "Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman, you'll fall off and break it!" [[Stan
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...Sunday school classes after Father Maxi tells them they risk Hell if they don't show up. But their lessons (about confessing their sins and eating the b
* "No, Chris. You don't understand. Saddam is f**king crazy." [[Satan]]
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...faith because they don't see how the religion applies to them. If people don't have a mythology to live by, they just start "spewing a bunch of crap out
"We don't have to believe every word of the Bible. They're just stories to help us
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...by a group called Butt Out, which ends with the group proclaiming, "If you don't smoke, you can grow up to be just like us!" Horrified at the prospect, [[
* "If you don't smoke, you can grow up to be just like us!" [[Butt Out! group]]
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* "We don't really like chili. It makes us throw up." [[Mr. Thompson]]
===Pwn'd===
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* "If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment, sir." [[Cartman
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...keep the good Cartman. However, the two boys lose track of who is who and don't know who to blast. One of the Cartmans says they should shoot both Cartma
...don't say a word, momma's gonna buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird don't sing, momma's gonna bury it in the backyard." ([[Sharon Marsh]])
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...et empty and deserted. They confront Wall Mart's manager and tell him they don't want the Wall Mart anymore. He explains that he's merely a prisoner of t
* "It's simple economics, son. I don't understand it at all, but God I love it." [[Randy Marsh]]
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...et empty and deserted. They confront Wall Mart's manager and tell him they don't want the Wall Mart anymore. He explains that he's merely a prisoner of t
* "It's simple economics, son. I don't understand it at all, but God I love it." [[Randy]]
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...med Scott Tenorman for $16.12. Cartman vows revenge when he finds out you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself.
* "Cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself!" [[Kyle]]
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But things don't work out as planned. Most of the town sees Ike not as a victim, but as an
...rtman wraps things up by saying, "I hope you've learned, kids, that if you don't go with Christ, you could end up just like that splattered bitch down on
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...se New Yorker kids that we forgot we were already totally cool. Even if we don't know what queef means."
* "God dammit! I don't think you children have been working on your fingering!" [[Mr. Garrison]
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...me. I mean, I always thought I'd wanna become famous, but now that I am, I don't know if I like it. I mean, I probably can't even walk through this mall r
...hat im saying 'cos it will bring you luck, and if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying FUCK!" [[Wendy Testaburger]]
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...laintologists are told that they are to commit mass suicide in Washington, D.C. Kyle is shown to have escaped the cult's control, but when he tries to c
In D.C., the Blaintologists begin to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool eve
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