| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
|---|---|---|---|
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e01_480.jpg | The Ring | ||
| Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings. | Mar 11, 2009 | 182 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e02_480.jpg | The Coon | ||
| "The Coon" rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. | Mar 18, 2009 | 183 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e03_480.jpg | Margaritaville | ||
| Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. | Mar 25, 2009 | 184 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e04_480.jpg | Eat, Pray, Queef | ||
| Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well. | Apr 1, 2009 | 185 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e05_480.jpg | Fishsticks | ||
| Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time. | Apr 8, 2009 | 186 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e06_480.jpg | Pinewood Derby | ||
| Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby. | Apr 15, 2009 | 187 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e07_480.jpg | Fatbeard | ||
| Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia. | Apr 22, 2009 | 188 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e08_480.jpg | Dead Celebrities | ||
| Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother. | Oct 7, 2009 | 189 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e09_480.jpg | Butters' Bottom Bitch | ||
| Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. | Oct 14, 2009 | 190 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e10_480.jpg | W.T.F. | ||
| After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers. | Oct 21, 2009 | 191 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e11_480.jpg | Whale Whores | ||
| Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins. | Oct 28, 2009 | 192 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e12_480.jpg | The F Word | ||
| The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. | Nov 4, 2009 | 193 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e13_480.jpg | Dances With Smurfs | ||
| Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary. | Nov 11, 2009 | 194 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s13e14_480.jpg | Pee | ||
| The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly. | Nov 18, 2009 | 195 | |
