| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
|---|---|---|---|
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e01_480.jpg | Let Go, Let Gov | ||
| Cartman wants to hold the government accountable for secretly monitoring all of his personal information. | Sep 25, 2013 | 238 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e02_480.jpg | Informative Murder Porn | ||
| The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other. | Oct 2, 2013 | 239 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e03_480.jpg | World War Zimmerman | ||
| Cartman is deeply disturbed by a single person who he sees as a threat to all humanity. He races around the country to put an end to Patient Zero, the ticking time bomb that is Tolkien. | Oct 9, 2013 | 240 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e04_480.jpg | Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers | ||
| The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children. | Oct 23, 2013 | 241 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e05_480.jpg | Taming Strange | ||
| When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba. | Oct 30, 2013 | 242 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e06_480.jpg | Ginger Cow | ||
| Cartman's latest prank has brought about the necessary spiritual conditions for world peace. Religious leaders descend upon South Park to witness a Biblical prophecy that has been fulfilled. Cartman and Kyle are the only two at odds as the world embarks upon a thousand years of peace and harmony. | Nov 6, 2013 | 243 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e07_480.jpg | Black Friday | ||
| The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping. | Nov 13, 2013 | 244 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e08_480.jpg | A Song of Ass and Fire | ||
| Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny’s betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge. | Nov 20, 2013 | 245 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e09_480.jpg | Titties and Dragons | ||
| The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner. | Dec 4, 2013 | 246 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s17e10_480.jpg | The Hobbit | ||
| When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor’s office. | Dec 11, 2013 | 247 | |
