| Episodes | Original Air Date | # | |
|---|---|---|---|
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e01_480.jpg | It Hits the Fan | ||
| The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park tune in to hear the word "shit" on a popular TV shows. | Jun 20, 2001 | 66 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e02_480.jpg | Cripple Fight | ||
| Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader. When he is fired for being gay, the boys rally to his defense with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. | Jun 27, 2001 | 67 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e03_480.jpg | Super Best Friends | ||
| Teaming up with Jesus, Stan calls upon all the Super Best Friends to destroy the evil cult leader and magician David Blaine and thwart the mass suicide pact he has planned. | Jul 4, 2001 | 68 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e04_480.jpg | Scott Tenorman Must Die | ||
| After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman. | Jul 11, 2001 | 69 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e05_480.jpg | Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow | ||
| When the boys discover Terrance and Philip have called it quits, they'll go to any lengths to reunite the duo and recruit them for South Park's Earth Day festivities. | Jul 18, 2001 | 70 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e06_480.jpg | Cartmanland | ||
| Cartman inherits a million dollars from his grandmother and fulfills his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park: Cartmanland! | Jul 25, 2001 | 71 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e07_480.jpg | Proper Condom Use | ||
| In a time-honored tradition and right-of-passage, the boys are separated from the girls and schooled in the mysteries of sex by none other than Mr. Mackey. | Aug 1, 2001 | 72 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e08_480.jpg | Towelie | ||
| When the government steals their new Gamesphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. | Aug 8, 2001 | 73 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e09_480.jpg | Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants | ||
| The kids of South Park have raised money to send to children of Afghanistan, but the Government believes the Afghani children's thank you gift is contaminated with Anthrax and the boys are forced to take it back to Afghanistan. | Nov 7, 2001 | 74 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e10_480.jpg | How To Eat With Your Butt | ||
| Cartman gets Kenny's school picture on every "missing child" milk carton in the country. | Nov 14, 2001 | 75 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e11_480.jpg | The Entity | ||
| Mr. Garrison gets fed up with long lines, delayed flights and the airline industry in general and invents his own transportation device. | Nov 21, 2001 | 76 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e12_480.jpg | Here Comes the Neighborhood | ||
| Tolkien is tired of being the only rich kid in town, and succeeds in attracting several other wealthy families to South Park | Nov 28, 2001 | 77 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e13_480.jpg | Kenny Dies | ||
| In a very special episode of "South Park," Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem-cell research. | Dec 5, 2001 | 78 | |
| http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/south_park/episode_thumbnails/s05e14_480.jpg | Butters' Very Own Episode | ||
| Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bath houses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary. | Dec 12, 2001 | 79 | |
