Scott the Dick
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 30's |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Occupation | Journalist, Former Adviser to Saddam Hussein |
| Grade | 4th Grade |
| Aliases | Scott the Giant Dick |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| First Appearance | Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus |
Scott the Dick first appeared in the Season Two episode, "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus". He makes a cameo in the movie appearing on the Asses of Fire poster. He later appeared in "It's Christmas in Canada" and in "Royal Pudding", where he was seen as a "giant dick".