Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker

Gender Female
Age 49
Hair Color Brown
Occupation Actress
Voiced by Non-speaking
First Appearance The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
Last Appearance 201

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Famously shamed in grave detail in the legendary Butters Stotch novel The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, Sarah Jessica Parker is an actress best known for her role in Sex and the City, who is married to Matthew Broderick. She rarely speaks and is often painted in an unattractive light in the media, something she seems to resent. The boys team up with her but try to sue Butters and fail - so they leave her in the woods to be shot, and was falsely reported dead. She survives and joins Tom Cruise's class-action lawsuit instead.

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