Mike
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 10 |
| Hair Color | Brown |
| Occupation | Student |
| Voiced by | Matt Stone |
| First Appearance | Dances With Smurfs |
About[edit]
Mike was one of the applicants for the job of morning announcer after Gordon Stoltski, the previous morning announcer, is killed in Dances with Smurfs. He tells Eric Cartman that the reason he is applying for the post is to raise his self-esteem.
He was also seen in Butterballs during Stan's anti-bullying video.