Honey Boo Boo
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 8 |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Occupation | Beauty Pageant contestant |
| Aliases | Alana Thompson |
| First Appearance | Raising the Bar |
About[edit]
A beauty pageant contestant, a star on two reality shows, and the only person to beat South Park, er, Fatty Doo-Doo in the ratings, Honey Boo Boo is an unstoppable force of pure reality television. Her horrifying antics struck fear into the heart of people everywhere, from Kyle Broflovski to Tolkien Black and James Cameron. The original Toddler in a Tiara, now fitted with a pig heart, went up against Eric Cartman in a legendary 'sketti wrestlin' battle in front of Michelle Obama on national television, before one brave director raised the bar once more.
Memorable Quotes[edit]
- "I'm six years old and I'm a beauty queen, bitches!" (Raising the Bar)
- "My heart's sweet as bacon, child!" (Raising the Bar)
Featured Episodes[edit]
- Raising the Bar (s16e09)
- A Nightmare on Face Time (s16e12; mentioned)