Dick Cheney

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Gender	Male
Age	73
Hair Color	Gray
Occupation	Former Vice President of the United States
Religion	Methodist
Predecessor	Al Gore
Successor	Joe Biden
Voiced by	Matt Stone
First Appearance	A Ladder to Heaven
Last Appearance	Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

About

A longtime Washington insider, Dick Cheney is a member of George W. Bush's administration and one of the President's most loyal allies. He doubts the idea that a seagull could be a weapon of mass destruction, but he isn't afraid to help cover up the 9/11 conspiracy conspiracy, attempting to shoot Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski only to miss yet again.

Quotes

"That looks like a seagull." (A Ladder to Heaven)
"Dangit I missed again!" (Mystery of the Urinal Deuce)

Featured Episodes

A Ladder to Heaven (s06e12)
Quest for Ratings (s08e11; mentioned)
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (s10e09)

Fun Facts

Cheney's bad shooting skills is a reference to real life incident when, while on a hunting trip, he accidentally shot another hunter.
Like Bush, Rice, and Rumsfeld, he makes no appearance in "200" or "201".