List of Characters
The Four Boys
4th Graders
Featured 4th Graders
Other 4th Graders
Unnamed 3rd/4th Graders
School Characters
Preschoolers
Kindergarteners
1st - 3rd Graders
5th - 8th Graders
Teens/Young Adults
School Faculty
Parents
Marsh Family
Broflovski Family
Cartman Family
McCormick Family
Stotch Family
Tucker Family
Donovan Family
Valmer Family
Burch Family
Black Family
Testaburger Family
Tweak Family
Stevens Family
Barbrady Family
Biggle Family
Stoley Family
Knitts Family
Turner Family
Daniels Family
Larsen Family
Mephesto Family
Rodriguez Family
Charlotte's Family
4th Graders' Families
Other Parents
Parents Outside Town
Adults
Townsfolk
LGBT Community
Old People
Magic The Gathering Watchers
Cab Drivers
MotivationCorp Employees
Work Force
Local Businesspeople
South Park Mall
Big Business
Churchfolk and Cemetery Staff
Civil Servants
Police Officers
U. S. Geological Survey
Doctors
Newspeople
Farmers/Rednecks
Natives
Pioneer Village
Red Light District
Criminals
Unnamed Townsfolk
Internet Trolls
Thieves' Club
Colorado
Outside Town
Federal Government
Military
Executive Agencies
U. S. Politics
Presidential Candidates
Garrison Campaign and Administration
Clinton and Obama Administrations
Bush Administration
Canadians
Canadian Celebrities
Canadian Government
Canadian Citizens
Canadian Critters
Non-Human
Aliens
Pets
Animals
Ghosts
Hallucinations
Drones
Robots
Local Creatures
Monsters
Pinkeye Zombies
Nazi Zombies
Other
Religious
Holiday
Demons
Religious Figures
Church Leadership
