South ParkS16 E2Faux is a French Word
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.
South ParkS16 E2The Formula to Make Gold
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.
South ParkS16 E2Dropping The Z From EZ PAY
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.
South ParkS16 E2Walking Cash
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.
South ParkS16 E2Here's a Good'un
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.
South ParkS16 E2Eric's Jewelry Calvacade
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.
South ParkS16 E2Whoever Smelt it Dealt it
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.
South ParkS16 E2You so CLEVER!
Cartman visits an Asian gem store and realizes he's not getting a good deal.
South ParkS16 E2Somebody Needs to Pay
Cartman visits a jewelry factory, only to discover the rest of the boys are already there.
South ParkS16 E2The Jewelry Polka
The boys witness the entire cyclical supply chain that is the Cash for Gold empire.
South ParkS16 E2Old Patches
Stan shares a moment with Grandpa Marsh and gives him a present.
South ParkS16 E2What Are You Waiting For?
The old people continue to call in to the jewelry show and finally convince Dean to commit suicide.
South ParkS16 E3So 2,000 Late
After making headlines, the boys learn that their meme of choice is no longer in style.
South ParkS16 E3Not On My Watch
The boys drop in on the Republican Debate and pull off a large scale "Hilling".
South ParkS16 E3The Dangers of Memeing
The class watches an educational film on the deadly consequences of memeing.
South ParkS16 E3This Has To Be Stopped
The boys refuse to let "Swifting" replace their favorite meme.
South ParkS16 E3Playing Roulette With Your Life
Professor Lamont steps up his lessons about the dangers of memeing.
South ParkS16 E3Cat Breading
After seeing evidence of a shocking new meme, Professor Lamont learns that cats are evolving.
South ParkS16 E3Bad Kitty!!
Cartman confronts Mr. Kitty about posting "Breading" pictures online, while Kenny has second thoughts about "Hilling".
South ParkS16 E3Oh Long Johnsoning
Two teens are killed doing a new internet meme, which was started by a cat.