Ritalin for Everyone
Season 4 E 3 • 04/19/2000
The doctor diagnoses the whole class with ADD.
South ParkS4 E2The "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
Kyle, Stan, and Tolkien make a presentation to the Governor about the "Savage Hypocrisy" that is hate crime legislation. And it makes sense.
South ParkS4 E2Jailbreak
When Romper Stomper falls and breaks his leg, Cartman is forced to decide go it alone or risk himself to stay with his friend? His answer is easy.
South ParkS4 E2Disneyland!
Cartman pays a final visit to Romper Stomper back in the pen, to give him the greatest gift of all: a theme park.
South ParkS4 E3Riddle-Out
Chef gives the kids the Riddle-Out during Phil Collins' set, and they realize how much he sucks.
South ParkS4 E3Drug Free Treatment
Chef tries to get the parents to use an alternative treatment to ADD, but finds they're also on Ritalin. He gets really freaked out when the boys show enthusiasm for Phil Collins.
South ParkS4 E3Battle of the Bands
Timmy performs with "Lords of the Underworld" at the Battle of the Bands, and they win. Some people love him, others feel like he's being exploited.
South ParkS4 E3Timmy Gets in Trouble
Mr. Garrison quizzes the class on their homework from the night before. Timmy, the new student, has a bit of trouble communicating.
South ParkS4 E3Mr. Mackey's Theory
Timmy is sent to the principal's office for his behavior and Mr. Mackey diagnoses him with ADD.
South ParkS4 E3Timmy's Diagnosis
Unable to answer a specific question about "The Great Gatsby," Timmy is diagnosed with ADD.
South ParkS4 E3Timmy's Excuse
Timmy gets excused from homework based on his diagnosis. When the class hears this, they all start claiming to have ADD as well.
South ParkS4 E3Ritalin for Everyone
After the entire class falls asleep during a reading of "A Farewell to Arms," the doctor diagnoses all of them with ADD and they are prescribed Ritalin.
South ParkS4 E3Lords of the Underworld
"Lords of the Underworld" are having trouble making their music sound right. They hear Timmy and enlist him as the lead singer.
South ParkS4 E3The Pharmacy
The whole class goes to the pharmacy to get their prescriptions filled. Cartman's Mom is warned about possible Christina Aguilera hallucinations.
South ParkS4 E3Phil Collins Disapproves
On the Charlie Rose Show, Phil Collins voices his disapproval over what he sees as the exploitation of Timmy.
South ParkS4 E3Peer Pressure
Cartman and Kenny are enjoying the Ritalin and tell Stan and Kyle they should give it a try.
South ParkS4 E3Mixed Morals
MTV News reports on Timmy's upcoming concert. Phil Collins confronts Timmy's parents about the exploitation of their son.
South ParkS4 E3There Ya Go
Mr. Garrison can't handle how boring the students are now that they are on Ritalin, but ends up popping a few himself to calm down.
South ParkS4 E3Holding You Back
After a Timmy concert, Phil Collins advises Skyler to quit the band and go solo..
South ParkS4 E3Going Solo
Timmy's attention finally gets the better of Skyler, so he quits the band to pursue a solo career.