Grandpa's Desperate
South Park
Season 1 E 6 • 09/17/1997

The boys go back to Stan's house and Grandpa tries making Cartman mad enough to kill him. They decide Stan should ask the Lord for guidance.

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01:02

Grandpa's Desperate
South ParkS1 E6

The boys go back to Stan's house and Grandpa tries making Cartman mad enough to kill him. They decide Stan should ask the Lord for guidance.
09/17/1997
02:45

Kick the Baby
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Cartman gets probed by aliens.
08/13/1997
03:09

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
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Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
02:32

80-Foot Satellite
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A giant satellite emerges from Cartman's ass.
08/13/1997
01:17

Alien Abduction
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Ike gets abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
01:46

Flaming Gas
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Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.
08/13/1997
00:43

Under Alien Control
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Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.
08/13/1997
01:20

Aliens Kill Kenny
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Aliens kill Kenny.
08/13/1997
02:06

No Kitty
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Crop circles reveal contact by the Visitors.
08/13/1997
02:10

Moo Moo Moo
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Aliens think cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet.
08/13/1997
00:39

Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
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Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.
08/20/1997
03:25

Missed Shots
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Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.
08/20/1997
00:45

Chef's Excited
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Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:08

94 Pound Beefcake
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Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.
08/20/1997
00:53

Wendy Wants the Truth
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Cartman gets fatter as Wendy plans to get the truth about his paper.
08/20/1997
00:37

Stop, Drop and Roll
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Ned sets himself on fire and blows up Uncle jimbo's new hummer.
08/27/1997
03:03

The Legend of Scuzzlebutt
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Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.
08/27/1997
01:57

Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
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Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.
08/27/1997
01:36

Hot Lava
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After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.
08/27/1997
02:23

Rules of Hunting
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The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.
08/27/1997
02:15

It's Coming Right For Us
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Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle Jimbo and Cartman.
08/27/1997
01:14

Cartman's Missing
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Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.
08/27/1997
01:10

Cartman Pretends To Be Scuzzlebutt
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Uncle jimbo tries to shoot Scuzzlebutt, without realizing it's actually Cartman.
08/27/1997
01:15

Digging a Trench
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The mayor plans to dig a trench to save South Park.
08/27/1997
01:25

Duck & Cover
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Officer Barbrady shows an old film to help with volcano safety.
08/27/1997
00:43

Blown It's Top
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The volcano erupts, sparing Cartman at Kenny's expense.
08/27/1997
01:07

Meet Sparky
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After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
09/03/1997
01:31

Football Practice
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Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
09/03/1997
00:41

After Practice
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After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
09/03/1997
00:49

Don't Be Gay
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Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
09/03/1997
00:41

Meet Fifi
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Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
09/03/1997
00:49

Love the Football
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While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
09/03/1997
02:01

Genetical Engineering
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Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
09/10/1997
02:27

Four-assed Monkey
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Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
09/10/1997
02:01

Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
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Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
09/10/1997
01:35

Stan's Black Eye
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Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
09/10/1997
01:07

Are You Looking at My Headgear?
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Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
09/10/1997
01:54

Get 'em to Make Sweet Love
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The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
09/10/1997
01:03

Get That Elephant Drunk
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Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
09/10/1997
01:46

Love Gravy
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Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
09/10/1997
01:25

The Morning After
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The Pig and Elephant wake up the next morning after having sex. Dr. Mephesto asks the boys for help with finding the clone.
09/10/1997