South Park
Beating a Dead Horse
Season 6 E 1 • 03/06/2002
The boys bring Butters to City Wok, but the owner backs out. He tells the boys that everyone hates Jared now because he has aides.
Tags:CartmanStanKyleButtersanimalsAIDSTerrance and PhillipTuong Lu KimCity WokMrs. StotchAidesJared

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