South Park
Jesus, Help Us
Season 1 E 10 • 02/04/1998
Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
Tags:StanKyleKennyCartmanJesusSatanDamien

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00:38
South ParkS1 E10
Jesus, Help Us
Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
02/04/1998
02:59
South ParkS1 E10
The Devil Dive
Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince.
02/04/1998
01:58
South ParkS1 E10
The Weigh In
The people of South Park lose faith in Jesus when they realize he's no match for a 320-pound devil -- and put their money on Satan.
02/04/1998
02:21
South ParkS1 E10
Son of Satan
The new kid in South Park is the spawn of the Prince of Darkness, and he's not invited to Cartman's birthday party.
02/04/1998
00:36
South ParkS1 E10
Who Will Win Our Souls
The final apocalyptic battle between Jesus and Satan is getting in the way of Cartman's big birthday plans.
02/04/1998
00:54
South ParkS1 E10
Training Day
Chef knocks out Jesus while training for the big day in the ring. Satan is going to crush him like a bug.
02/04/1998
00:44
South ParkS1 E10
Boutin' at the Mountain
It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
02/04/1998
00:51
South ParkS1 E10
Pip Goes Pop
Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
02/04/1998
01:13
South ParkS1 E10
Ants in the Pants
When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
02/04/1998
01:00
South ParkS2 E3
Mackey Takes a Drink
Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
05/27/1998
00:56
South ParkS2 E6
Apologies
Jimbo, Jesus and the boys all apologize to each other. Jesus fires his producer and sends her to Hell.
06/10/1998
03:24
South ParkS3 E15
Hitler Sings
A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.
12/01/1999
00:59
South ParkS4 E9
Trying Hard, But Limp
Chris is not very good at convincing Satan that he can be wild in bed. Satan accidentally calls Chris, "Saddam."
07/19/2000
02:59
South ParkS4 E9
Luau in Hell
Father Maxi speaks about the horrible devices of Hell as Satan has a Luau.
07/19/2000
02:18
South ParkS4 E9
Saddam's Back in Hell
Saddam shows up at Satan's place and wants back into his life. Priest Maxi tries to put the fear of God into the town.
07/19/2000
02:11
South ParkS4 E9
What If We're Wrong
Kyle doesn't want to risk going to Hell and takes Ike to church. Chris tries to make peace at dinner, but Saddam is too busy feeling up Satan's leg.
07/19/2000
01:09
South ParkS4 E9
Satan is Torn
Satan confesses to Chris that Saddam is back, and Chris wants to meet him and discuss it like men.
07/19/2000
01:14
South ParkS4 E9
Chris or Saddam
Satan can't deny his feelings for Saddam, nor his happiness with Chris. Chris called Saddam behind Satan's back and invited him to dinner.
07/19/2000
02:04
South ParkS4 E9
Must Confess
Saddam gives Satan his hotel key just in case. Kenny gets killed on the way to church and the other kids hurry to confess their sins before they die, too.
07/19/2000
00:56
South ParkS4 E9
Kids Against Hell
Satan contemplates having an affair. Cartman is going to lead the people of South Park to salvation.
07/19/2000
02:21
South ParkS4 E10
A Dollar for God
Cartman gets a direct message from God telling him that everyone needs to give him a dollar. The Mormons welcome Satan into Heaven.
07/26/2000
01:48
South ParkS4 E10
Closure in Room 16
Satan wants is closure with Saddam but ends up spending one wild night at his hotel. Now he has to figure out how to tell Chris.
07/26/2000
01:20
South ParkS4 E10
90s Man
Satan can't understand why Chris is being so understanding. Saddam takes care of the dilemma by stabbing Chris in the head.
07/26/2000
01:36
South ParkS4 E10
Abandon all Hope
Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.
07/26/2000
01:14
South ParkS4 E10
A Walk in The Park
Chris invites Saddam to go for a walk so they can try to get along for Satan's sake. Saddam makes another attempt on Chris's life and they both end up "dead."
07/26/2000
01:30
South ParkS4 E10
Crippled with Sin
Cartman preaches that God wants Timmy to walk. Satan decides to attempt to talk to God about his problems.
07/26/2000
01:25
South ParkS4 E10
God's a Buddhist
Satan learns that his real problem is that he's dependant on relationships and should consider being alone to find some balance in his life.
07/26/2000
02:01
South ParkS4 E10
Another Day Another Dollar
Satan breaks it off with both his lovers. Jesus tells the children God wants them to be in school and sends Cartman to Mexico as punishment.
07/26/2000
00:50
South ParkS4 E10
Goodbye Forever Saddam
God grants Satan a favor and lets Saddam into Heaven so that Satan can be rid of him forever.
07/26/2000
02:05
South ParkS5 E6
The Book of Job
Kyle's parents tell him about the Biblical Book of Job; the story of a man whose ideal life was ruined by God to make a point to Satan.
07/25/2001
01:03
South ParkS6 E12
The Case for War
President Bush tries to make a case to the United Nations to go to war with Saddam Hussein in Heaven. He is met with some resistance, in the form of logic.
11/06/2002
02:45
South ParkS8 E14
The Antichrist is Born
The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
12/15/2004
01:43
South ParkS8 E14
Blood Orgy
Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
12/15/2004
01:35
South ParkS8 E14
The Critters Attack Stan
The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
12/15/2004
02:18
South ParkS9 E4
Kenny Revived
Kenny prepares for battle as Satan's army advances. Unfortunately, doctors revive Kenny out of Heaven before he can save it.
03/30/2005
02:08
South ParkS9 E4
Heaven Vs. Hell
Kenny wins the epic battle of good versus evil on the Holy Sony PSP.
03/30/2005
01:41
South ParkS9 E4
The Chosen One
Kenny learns he was chosen to help God defeat the armies of Satan because of his Sony PSP skills.
03/30/2005
01:35
South ParkS9 E4
What Would Kenny Want?
Satan advances when he discovers Heaven lost their Keanu Reeves. Cartman vows to get Kenny's feeding tube removed so he can take possession of his Sony PSP.
03/30/2005
01:04
South ParkS9 E4
Using the Republicans
Satan's helper illicits the help of the Republicans to aid their cause.
03/30/2005
01:36
South ParkS10 E11
What Didn't Diddy Do?
Satan plans his party at the W Hotel. Satan wants a Ferrari cake since Diddy didn't do it yet.
10/25/2006