Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
South Park
Season 1 E 2 • 08/20/1997

Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.

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00:39

Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.
08/20/1997
02:19

Essay Contest Winner
South ParkS1 E2

After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.
08/20/1997
00:58

The Mayor's Announcement
South ParkS1 E2

The Mayor announces that the class will put on a play for Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:31

Must Stop Garrison
South ParkS1 E2

Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.
08/20/1997
03:03

The Legend of Scuzzlebutt
South ParkS1 E3

Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.
08/27/1997
02:01

Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
South ParkS1 E5

Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
09/10/1997
00:48

Death Has a Sense of Humor
South ParkS1 E6

Death stops chasing the boys to catch a bit of "Terrance and Phillip." He and the boys laugh at the show together.
09/17/1997
00:36

Who Will Win Our Souls
South ParkS1 E10

The final apocalyptic battle between Jesus and Satan is getting in the way of Cartman's big birthday plans.
02/04/1998
01:47

Help
South ParkS2 E1

Scott calls Terrance and Phillip and blames them fort Saddam's takeover. He tells them that they have to help him get out of Canada.
04/01/1998
01:25

Off to Rehab
South ParkS2 E4

While Kyle is forced to apologize to his Ike, Mr. Mackey and his new bride honeymoon in India until the A-Team takes him to rehab.
05/27/1998
01:39

Losing the Ratings War
South ParkS2 E6

Jesus learns that Jimbo and Ned's ratings are rising because of the staring frog footage. His show continues, but doesn't go well.
06/10/1998
01:28

Too Hot for T.V.
South ParkS2 E6

Jesus' producer wants to shut down Jimbo and Ned's show, but in the meantime, she's selling Jesus and Pals "Too Hot for TV" videos.
06/10/1998
01:28

Barnaby Jones Reruns
South ParkS2 E11

The boys are on their eighth day of a Barnaby Jones marathon in class, and Mr. Garrison isn't showing any signs of letting up. Luckily, a field trip is just around the corner.
09/02/1998
01:16

"What The Hell Is That?"
South ParkS2 E13

Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
09/30/1998
00:52

Underpants Gnomes
South ParkS2 E17

Tweek tells the boys that they should do their presentation on the Underpants Gnomes. The boys don't believe they exist, so he vows to prove it.
12/16/1998
01:12

Sitcom
South ParkS3 E4

The sitcom "Jackovasaurs" airs.
06/16/1999
00:25

Public Service Announcement
South ParkS3 E6

Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a few words on frivolous lawsuits.
07/07/1999
01:26

News Report
South ParkS3 E8

News 4 reports on the party, saying they're a suicidal cult.
07/21/1999
01:10

Utter Nonsense
South ParkS3 E11

Stan's Parents watch an episode of Chinpoko Mon. They are very concerned when the show turns out to make no sense and be incredibly stupid.
11/03/1999
00:55

Medicated Lameness
South ParkS4 E3

The boys have a change of heart about Timmy and Phil Collins.
04/19/2000
01:00

Commercial Break
South ParkS4 E6

A commercial for Cherokee Hair Tampons airs.
06/28/2000
01:27

Help Me, Help You
South ParkS4 E16

The parents go through therapy in prison.
12/13/2000
01:53

Shit Happens
South ParkS5 E1

The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.
06/20/2001
01:41

Must Shit TV
South ParkS5 E1

Chef and the boys are thrown out of a meeting of network executives.
06/20/2001
01:09

Holy Shit!
South ParkS5 E1

The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.
06/20/2001
00:37

Excited for Shit
South ParkS5 E1

The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.
06/20/2001
00:34

Shit on the News
South ParkS5 E1

A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.
06/20/2001
00:52

Teaching Through Song
South ParkS5 E1

Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.
06/20/2001
00:49

Twice the Shit
South ParkS5 E1

Network executives decide to say "shit" twice on TV.
06/20/2001
01:25

Oh Shit!
South ParkS5 E1

Repeated cursing summons a dragon that destroys the set of "The Drew Carey Show."
06/20/2001
01:07

The Lesson of Shit
South ParkS5 E1

The boys explain to the world why watching one's language is important.
06/20/2001
01:32

Ticket Slave
South ParkS5 E4

The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.
07/18/2001
01:43

33 Aborted Fetuses
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.
12/05/2001
01:04

Big Guns
South ParkS6 E3

The freaks plan a video sabotage.
03/20/2002
04:26

The Russell Crowe Show
South ParkS6 E5

The boys want to see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer, but Cartman blows up Stan's TV.
04/03/2002
02:59

Gaseous Encounters
South ParkS6 E5

The boys are chased from the retirement home and watch TV at Cartman's gaseous house.
04/03/2002
02:29

The Trailer
South ParkS6 E5

The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.
04/03/2002
02:10

Ike's TV Time
South ParkS6 E5

Kyle's Dad makes the boys leave so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."
04/03/2002
00:58

Chef's New TV
South ParkS6 E5

The boys go to Chef's to watch television.
04/03/2002
02:18

Killer Features
South ParkS6 E5

When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.
04/03/2002