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Official Messenger Boy
Season 7 E 4 • 04/09/2003
In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
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Kenny
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Hell's Pass Hospital
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