Shit on the News
South Park
Season 5 E 1 • 06/20/2001

A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.
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Don't Touch Your Eyes
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Offensively Non-Offensive
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Contact
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Mr. Garrison wakes up from the surgery. He is in bad shape -- his face is bleeding, his head is spinning and he keeps vomiting at the mention of the film "Contact."
02/11/1998
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Hospital Problems
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The power-outage is causing problems in the hospital. Cartman's mom sleeps with the governor in another attempt to get her son aborted.
04/22/1998
02:15

Gods and Clods
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Stan and Cartman catch a bad case of chickenpox, but Kyle manages to avoid it. Kyle's Dad explains that society needs poor people like Kenny's family.
08/26/1998
01:12

Calamine Bath
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Not even Terrance and Phillip can distract Cartman from the ceaseless itching of chickenpox.
08/26/1998
01:08

Planning Revenge
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Kyle rallies up Stan and Cartman to get back at their parents for wanting them to get Chickenpox.
08/26/1998
01:09

Ming-Lee
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Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
09/30/1998
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Grandma's House
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After driving nine hours to Nebraska, Cartman can't believe that all he got from grandma was a stupid shirt.
12/09/1998
00:53

Hospital Fight
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The boys admit to making stuff up to start the fight.
06/23/1999
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The Video Game
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Kyle can't keep up with the Chinpoko Mon craze.
11/03/1999
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Cartman's Period
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Cartman is the first to get his period.
12/29/1999
01:00

Human Interest Trap
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Dr. Foley stages a fake newscast to lure the boys into a trap.
04/05/2000
00:42

Fun With Dialysis
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Cartman yells and Kyle and Stan for being jealous.
06/21/2000
00:50

Kenny's Mom is Pregnant
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Kenny's Mom announces she's pregnant.
06/21/2000
01:54

More Like A Mexican
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Kyle's Mom agrees to take Kyle to a real doctor.
06/28/2000
01:37

Mr. Wyland
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The class gets a substitute teacher.
06/28/2000
01:15

Don't Die On Us
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Mrs. Broflovski considers holistic medicine for Kyle.
06/28/2000
00:45

Miss Information
South ParkS4 E6

Stan is skeptical about herbal remedies.
06/28/2000
00:59

Kidney Transplant
South ParkS4 E6

Kyle needs a kidney transplant from Cartman.
06/28/2000
00:24

Clyde Likes Tacos
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Only Kenny, Butters, and Timmy will help Stan with his plan to get Kyle a kidney.
06/28/2000
01:44

Kidney Blocker 2000
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Cartman blocks the team from getting his kidney.
06/28/2000
01:28

Debate Research
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The two teams research their sides of the debate.
07/05/2000
01:15

Bad Pie, Bad Pie
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Rosie unknowingly defeats the Trapper Keeper.
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Hepatitis B
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Everyone safely escapes and lives happily ever after... Except for Pocket... And the Bunnies.
11/29/2000
01:14

The Raging Pussies
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Kyle tries to find a way to get his parents to let him go to a concert.
12/13/2000
00:34

Shit on the News
South ParkS5 E1

A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.
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00:49

Shit Cloud
South ParkS5 E1

Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.
06/20/2001
02:13

Gonna Put Her Down
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Cartman begs for his money back.
07/11/2001
01:00

Renouncing God
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Kyle renounces his faith in God because of Cartman and his sore hemorrhoid.
07/25/2001
01:03

STD Slides
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Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.
08/01/2001
01:25

Parents' Hope
South ParkS5 E9

The Thompsons inquire about Kenny's picture.
11/14/2001
02:06

Unplanned Pregnancy
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman discovers a baby-fetus delivery truck in the snow.
12/05/2001
02:43

We Have to Be Tough
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman swears he'll find a cure for Kenny.
12/05/2001
01:30

Old Anorexic Whore
South ParkS5 E12

The Make-a-Wish Foundation sends Madonna to Kenny as a surprise.
12/05/2001
01:19

Intero-Rectogestion
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The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.
07/03/2002
01:02

I Don't Know You!
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Tweek is freaked out about getting abducted.
07/24/2002
01:06

Lemmiwinks Meets the Catatafish
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Mr. Slave's stomach feels upset as Lemmiwinks enters it and meets the Catatafish.
11/20/2002
01:46

Future Butters
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Butters introduces Stan to his future self.
12/04/2002
01:35

Cloud Toxic Radiation
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Butters must spend six more days in the bomb shelter.
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