Get Your Turd Coat
South Park
Season 3 E 7 • 07/14/1999

Shelley and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelley to let him come too.

Watching

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Repeat After Me
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12/17/1997
02:48

Fa La La Your La
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South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
12/17/1997
01:13

Ants in the Pants
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When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
02/04/1998
00:44

Ike Doll
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Kyle made an Ike doll out of bones to trick his parents. Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.
05/27/1998
02:00

Matchmaking
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The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
09/23/1998
01:52

Competing Clubhouse
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Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
09/23/1998
00:40

Hammer Without Nails
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While working on their clubhouse, Stan and Kyle realize they don't know how to play truth or dare.
09/23/1998
00:35

Chef's Advice
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Chef gives Stan some Truth or Dare advice. He tells him to play it cool and don't seem too eager.
09/23/1998
00:31

Clubhouse Party
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A party starts raging over at Cartman's clubhouse. Stan's dad is there and everyone's having a good time, except for Cartman.
09/23/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
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Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
09/23/1998
01:53

Jennifer Love Hewitt
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At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
09/30/1998
01:20

Fight Announcement
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The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.
06/23/1999
00:53

Cartman's Settlement
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Kyle's dad suggests Cartman should sue South Park Elementary.
07/07/1999
01:15

Artemis Clyde Frog
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Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.
07/14/1999
01:08

Get Your Turd Coat
South ParkS3 E7

Shelley and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelley to let him come too.
07/14/1999
01:29

Monkey in a Box
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Cartman gets a present from his mom.
11/10/1999
01:37

Tic-Tac-Throw
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Romper Stomper offers to help a crying Cartman escape from prison.
04/12/2000
01:19

Go-Go Action Bronco
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Cartman and Kenny make a run for it in an O.J.-style car chase.
04/12/2000
00:41

Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
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Cartman arrives in Juvenile Hall.
04/12/2000
01:23

Cartman Needs Maturity
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Cartman complains about his friends.
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Human Friend
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The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.
11/15/2000
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I Pooped My Pants
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Cartman and the Trapper Keeper are successfully defeated.
11/15/2000
01:24

Air Antarctica
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The boys ship Cousin Kyle to Antarctica in a cargo box.
11/21/2001
01:26

Flexi-Grips
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Mr. Garrison introduces IT to the world.
11/21/2001
01:43

33 Aborted Fetuses
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Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.
12/05/2001
01:55

Meet Mr. Slave
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11/20/2002
03:17

Saving the Doll
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After a fake gun fight, the boys recover the girl's doll.
04/23/2003
00:55

Sarah Peterson's Doll
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A little girl asks the boys to find her missing doll.
04/23/2003
01:11

Gary's Family
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Stan meets Gary's incredibly happy family.
11/19/2003
04:20

Joseph Smith: Part 4
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Stan takes issue with the Joseph Smith story.
11/19/2003
01:06

How to Be a Raisins Girl
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Mercedes gives the new Raisins girl pointers on how to get the big tips.
12/10/2003
01:17

A Plea to Butters
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Stan makes a last-ditch attempt to get Butters on the crew.
04/07/2004
02:50

Meeting Mr. Jefferson
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The boys meet Blanket and his father, Michael Jefferson.
04/21/2004
02:05

Your Mom's Boobs
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The boys ask the sixth graders for protection.
11/10/2004
01:31

Let The Game Commence
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Stan's profile is forced to compete in the gaming arena.
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