Season 1 E 11 • 02/11/1998

It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.

Tags:Wendy Cartman Kyle Kenny Stan Ms. Ellen school Valentine's Day Natasha Henstridge Principal Victoria

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02:03

South ParkS1 E11

It's Valentine's Day and Mr. Garrison is out for surgery. Ms. Ellen is the beautiful substitute.

02/11/1998

00:30

South ParkS2 E10

Stan's parents treat themselves to movies and milkshakes while Stan gets stuck with homework in the hospital.

08/26/1998

02:32

South ParkS3 E5

The boys pit Tweek and Craig against each other, and they agree to fight. Mr. Adler has some flashbacks of his former love.

06/23/1999

01:17

South ParkS3 E5

Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.

06/23/1999

01:20

South ParkS3 E5

A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.

06/23/1999

01:19

South ParkS3 E5

Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.

06/23/1999

01:24

South ParkS3 E5

Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.

06/23/1999

01:33

South ParkS3 E12

Letting the home school kids go to the spelling bee was a bad idea. Now, Mark wants to go to public school and Kyle is smitten with Rebecca.

11/10/1999

01:09

South ParkS3 E12

Mr. Cotswold is at a loss for how to stop the bullies and decides to pull Mark out of public school. Kyle and Rebecca play 'Doctor' upstairs.

11/10/1999

01:27

South ParkS3 E12

Kyle explains the nature of love and mating in public school to Rebecca. They kiss and Rebecca likes it.

11/10/1999

00:27

South ParkS4 E3

Timmy gets excused from homework based on his diagnosis. When the class hears this, they all start claiming to have ADD as well.

04/19/2000

01:37

South ParkS4 E6

The class has a substitute teacher and the boys have fun with him. The teacher has them make a get-well card for Kyle, who's out sick.

06/28/2000

01:05

South ParkS4 E6

Due to charges of molestation, the school board asks Mr. Garrison to take a brief hiatus. He feels hurt and lost.

06/28/2000

01:51

South ParkS5 E10

It's picture day at South Park Elementary. Cartman is very excited because Kenny has put his parka on backwards so that his butt is where his face should be.

11/14/2001

00:57

South ParkS5 E10

Cartman speaks to Mr. Mackey about his blown funny-fuse. Mr. Mackey says that it is possible for him to never laugh again.

11/14/2001

01:24

South ParkS6 E14

Mr. Garrison is offered the position teaching the fourth grade. He then tries to come up with a way to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions.

11/20/2002

01:25

South ParkS7 E11

The old refrigerator with Butters in it gets picked up by a dump truck and ends up in a landfill. Butters believes this to be the wake of destruction left by the meteor.

11/12/2003

01:04

South ParkS7 E12

When a new kid shows up in Mr. Garrison's class with an impressive list of academic accomplishments, the boys take an immediate dislike to him.

11/19/2003

01:32

South ParkS8 E11

Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news show based on their low ratings and Craig's substantially higher ratings.

11/17/2004

01:37

South ParkS9 E7

Jimmy's parents find out about his "hard" times at school, and call in Dr. Pal to discuss erections.

04/20/2005

02:15

South ParkS11 E6

Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is saved.

04/11/2007

00:39

South ParkS12 E3

The boys worry that Kenny has become a cheese addict.

03/26/2008

01:10

South ParkS12 E5

Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.

04/09/2008

00:50

South ParkS12 E5

Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.

04/09/2008

01:43

South ParkS13 E13

Cartman continues to probe for answers about South Park Elementary.

11/11/2009

01:58

South ParkS13 E13

Using his new video system, Cartman spells out the true nature of Wendy's intentions.

11/11/2009

01:09

South ParkS13 E13

Cartman holds a signing for his new book "What Happened to My School?".

11/11/2009

01:43

South ParkS13 E13

Eric's book gains popularity, but the administration tries to shut him down.

11/11/2009

00:25

South ParkS13 E13

Butters rallies a charge against Wendy.

11/11/2009

02:47

South ParkS13 E13

The truth comes out about Wendy, the smurfs, and the state of the school.

11/11/2009

01:21

South ParkS13 E13

Cartman takes over as school president, and is not too happy with the results.

11/11/2009

01:40

South ParkS15 E4

The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.

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