I Do What I Want!
South Park
Season 6 E 3 • 03/20/2002

Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.

Watching

00:43

Powdered Donut Pancake
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman can't resist Chocolate Chicken Pot Pie.
08/13/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
South ParkS1

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
01:02

Grandpa's Desperate
South ParkS1

The boys go back to Stan's house and Grandpa tries making Cartman mad enough to kill him. They decide Stan should ask the Lord for guidance.
09/17/1997
01:36

Candy Master
South ParkS1

The boys go trick-or-treating, but are still unaware that Kenny's a zombie. Wendy tries to apologize to Stan, but he does not accept her apology.
10/29/1997
00:54

Sally Struthers
South ParkS1 E8

Sally Struthers hides snacks.
11/19/1997
01:13

Ants in the Pants
South ParkS1

When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
02/04/1998
01:35

A Lot of Black People in China
South ParkS2

The boys are the dodgeball national champions and learn that they must face China next.
06/03/1998
01:52

Go Fudge Yourself
South ParkS2

With the streets crowded with wealthy out-of-towners, Chef tries to make a few extra bucks by selling his fudge cookies.
08/19/1998
01:27

Fat Abbot's Advice
South ParkS2

After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
09/23/1998
00:52

Why Did you Take His Pants Off?
South ParkS2

Randy Marsh stumbles upon Officer Barbrady in the basement. He asks his wife for an explanation, but she avoids it.
10/28/1998
01:00

No Elvin, Bad Elvin
South ParkS2

Charlie Manson takes Kenny to a secluded part of the mall. Cartman uses a stick to try to stop Elvin from crying about his fudgesicle.
12/09/1998
02:00

Car Chase
South ParkS2

The police discover Charlie Manson at the mall when they are called in to control the riot. He and the boys make a run for it.
12/09/1998
01:25

Loch Ness Monster
South ParkS3 E3

The boys listen to Chef's dad's stories
04/21/1999
01:15

A Pie
South ParkS3 E3

Veronica reveals herself to be an actual succubus.
04/21/1999
01:26

News Report
South ParkS3 E8

News 4 reports on the party, saying they're a suicidal cult.
07/21/1999
01:51

Sally Struthers
South ParkS3 E13

Cartman gives Marvin up.
11/17/1999
02:08

Christmas Tree & Pie
South ParkS3 E15

Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."
12/01/1999
02:19

Merry F&*#ing Christmas
South ParkS3 E15

Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.
12/01/1999
01:50

Ailbreak-Jay
South ParkS4 E2

Cartman can't take Kyle and Stan's cake back to his cell, so they leave to concoct a new jailbreak plan.
04/12/2000
01:19

Bricks and Groans
South ParkS4 E2

The boys try to use bricks to get their sled to work
04/12/2000
00:57

Something in Common
South ParkS4 E7

Cartman and Wendy are working well together.
07/05/2000
01:29

Mr. Candy Bar
South ParkS4 E15

Cartman sells a candy bar to a camper who can't help himself.
12/06/2000
00:43

Escape From Hopeful Hills
South ParkS4 E15

Cartman is fooled by a fake ice cream truck and sent back to fat camp.
12/06/2000
00:31

The Only Way Out Is To Lose Weight
South ParkS4 E15

Cartman and the fat campers get a talking-to.
12/06/2000
01:15

Sick of Being The Fat Kid
South ParkS4 E15

Cartman gets caught for smuggling junk food into fat camp.
12/06/2000
00:37

Chocolate Suicide
South ParkS5 E9

Cartman decides to drop out of school.
11/14/2001
01:29

Million Millionaire March
South ParkS5 E11

The rich protest South Park's financial discrimination.
11/28/2001
01:15

Vengeful God
South ParkS5 E12

Chef explains to Stan why God gives us things only to take them away.
12/05/2001
01:34

I Do What I Want!
South ParkS6 E3

Cartman gets way out of control on the Maury Povich Show.
03/20/2002
01:32

Heaven on Earth
South ParkS6 E12

The boys give a touching speech about heaven, people cry, and Alan Jackson writes another dumb song.
11/06/2002
02:28

The Missing Pie
South ParkS7 E6

The boys earn their first dollar playing detectives.
04/23/2003
00:41

More Sopapillas, Please!
South ParkS7 E11

Cartman dreams of Casa Bonita.
11/12/2003
01:25

Totally Worth Juvenile Hall
South ParkS7 E11

Cartman indulges in Casa Bonita before getting arrested.
11/12/2003
03:07

Joseph Smith: Part 1
South ParkS7 E12

Gary's dad starts to tell Stan the story of Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism.
11/19/2003
02:42

Joseph Smith: Part 2
South ParkS7 E12

The Harrisons tell Randy about Joseph Smith.
11/19/2003
00:40

Killed with Kindness
South ParkS7 E12

The Harrisons welcome Randy with open arms.
11/19/2003
01:31

Eat The Cupcake
South ParkS7 E13

Rob Reiner wants to use Cartman's dead body as a symbol for anti-smoking.
12/03/2003
01:08

Sprinkle Time Make Your Own Marshmallow Factory
South ParkS7 E15

Kyle gets what he deserves for being Jewish at Christmastime.
12/17/2003
01:58

Quadruple Stuffed Oreos
South ParkS8 E13

Cartman visits a crime scene and has visions of cookies and candy.
12/08/2004