Drugs Are Bad, Again
South Park
Season 2 E 4 • 05/27/1998

As Mr. Mackey delivers his "Drugs are Bad" speech again, Stan and Cartman discuss their Bris plans.

Watching

01:19

Acute Fecalphelia
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
12/17/1997
00:55

Offensively Non-Offensive
South ParkS1 E9

The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
12/17/1997
00:40

Be Passive
South ParkS1 E10

Counselor Mackey advises Damien that perhaps burning and killing the children isn't the best way to make friends.
02/04/1998
02:49

Eric's Tea Party
South ParkS1 E13

When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
02/25/1998
01:13

Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
South ParkS1 E13

Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
00:56

Drugs Are Bad, Again
South ParkS2 E4

As Mr. Mackey delivers his "Drugs are Bad" speech again, Stan and Cartman discuss their Bris plans.
05/27/1998
02:16

Drugs Are Bad
South ParkS2 E4

Mr. Mackey stops by to give the class a few crucial facts about drugs. Namely, that they're bad.
05/27/1998
02:17

Mackey Smokes Pot
South ParkS2 E4

Mr. Mackey smokes some pot from a homeless man. Kyle sneaks Ike on a train headed to Lincoln, Nebraska.
05/27/1998
00:49

Mr. Mackey Gets Fired
South ParkS2 E4

When Mr. Mackey's sample of marijuana is stolen during his presentation, Principal Victoria has no choice but to let him go.
05/27/1998
01:00

Mackey Takes a Drink
South ParkS2 E4

Chased from the street by hecklers, Mr. Mackey ducks into a bar and has a drink.
05/27/1998
00:44

Ike Doll
South ParkS2 E4

Kyle made an Ike doll out of bones to trick his parents. Mr. Mackey's detached head floats by to check up on the boys.
05/27/1998
01:29

Emancipation in Lincoln
South ParkS2 E4

Mr. Mackey meets a hippie girl after a run in with Jimbo. Kyle's Mom and Dad drag him to Lincoln to find Ike.
05/27/1998
01:25

Off to Rehab
South ParkS2 E4

While Kyle is forced to apologize to his Ike, Mr. Mackey and his new bride honeymoon in India until the A-Team takes him to rehab.
05/27/1998
01:51

You Frenchy Little Frog
South ParkS2 E5

While the boys struggle during the dodgeball state championship, Nurse Gollum explains why she has the fetus still.
06/03/1998
02:30

Dodgeball State Final
South ParkS2 E5

Chef has great news for the boys' class -- they've qualified for the state championship in dodgeball!
06/03/1998
00:58

Dinner Party
South ParkS2 E5

The dinner party at Kyle's house is going just fine, except for the fact that nobody is eating or conversing.
06/03/1998
00:48

Detention Plans
South ParkS2 E6

While in detention, the boys realize that they've been lied to. They get mad and plot revenge on Jimbo.
06/10/1998
01:12

Have U Seen Me?
South ParkS2 E7

Having realized that all their children are missing, South Park Elementary's parents gather in Mr. Mackey's office to get answers.
06/17/1998
01:18

Poor Lamb Chop
South ParkS2 E8

Mr. Garrison is tormented by a prank caller and episodes of Lamb Chop. Cartman is sick of swimming in first grader pee at his swimming lessons.
06/24/1998
00:47

Mind-Meld
South ParkS2 E11

Van Gelder is in the nurse's office for an examination, where he won't stop screaming about "The Machine" and "Daisy Fuentes."
09/02/1998
00:52

Open Your Mind
South ParkS2 E11

Mr. Mackey uses the mind-meld, an ancient technique passed down from school counselor to school counselor in order to make sense of Van Gelder's warnings.
09/02/1998
00:30

Officer Presley
South ParkS2 E11

Mr. Mackey is onto Dr. Adams' evil scheme and arrives just in time. Unfortunately, he's no match for Officer Presley's, er, Barbrady's firepower.
09/02/1998
01:21

Planetariums Suck Ass
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman arrives at the plane-arium, but no one will pay him any attention.
09/02/1998
01:10

"Laser Loggins"
South ParkS2 E11

Principal Victoria attends the "Laser Loggins" show at the plane-arium. She can't imagine who the heck would find it interesting.
09/23/1998
01:38

School Marriage Counselor
South ParkS2 E12

While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
09/23/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
South ParkS2 E13

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
09/30/1998
02:59

Smells Like Ass
South ParkS3 E1

The boys perform a rehearsal of their big number on the Costa Rican president's steps.
04/07/1999
01:21

Getting Gay with Kids Is Not Dumb
South ParkS3 E1

Mr. Mackey signs the boys up for "Getting Gay with Kids."
04/07/1999
01:44

I Just Can't Lenny
South ParkS3 E1

The boys are lost in the rainforest, and it's starting to rain. Meanwhile, Mr. Mackey has some explaining to do.
04/07/1999
01:02

Missing Choir
South ParkS3 E1

With the choir still lost, crowds begin to amass at the concert.
04/07/1999
01:25

Everybody Farts
South ParkS3 E2

Randy Marsh Day is declared.
04/14/1999
00:47

Pissing Me Off
South ParkS3 E4

The Jackovasaur is really, really annoying.
06/16/1999
01:17

Legal Problems
South ParkS3 E6

Kyle's dad is now representing all of the students in Mr. Garrison's class.
07/07/1999
02:03

Meteor Shower Party
South ParkS3 E8

Stan goes to a party with his parents.
07/21/1999
01:23

Randy's Announcement
South ParkS3 E8

Randy announces what happened in the hot tub.
07/21/1999
01:38

Awkward Randy
South ParkS3 E8

Randy doesn't want to talk to Gerald.
07/21/1999
01:15

Finding the Box
South ParkS3 E8

The Melvins find a box of women's clothing.
07/21/1999
01:18

Hot Tubbing
South ParkS3 E8

The adults take a look at Mr. Mackey's hot tub.
07/21/1999
01:20

ATF Infiltration
South ParkS3 E8

The ATF sends an agent in to infiltrate the party.
07/21/1999
01:18

Tub Regrets
South ParkS3 E8

Randy is embarrassed about his experimentation.
07/21/1999