Alien Abduction
South Park
Season 1 E 1 • 08/13/1997

Ike gets abducted by aliens.
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02:45

Kick the Baby
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman gets probed by aliens.
08/13/1997
02:32

80-Foot Satellite
South ParkS1 E1

A giant satellite emerges from Cartman's ass.
08/13/1997
01:17

Alien Abduction
South ParkS1 E1

Ike gets abducted by aliens.
08/13/1997
00:54

Inside Out Cows
South ParkS1 E1

South Park cows are turning inside-out.
08/13/1997
00:43

Under Alien Control
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.
08/13/1997
01:20

Aliens Kill Kenny
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens kill Kenny.
08/13/1997
02:10

Moo Moo Moo
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens think cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet.
08/13/1997
02:26

A Sticky Situation
South ParkS2 E7

In an effort to find help, Mrs. Crabtree moves one step closer to date-rape. Back on the bus, the boys remember another time they'd been in danger.
06/17/1998
01:24

Spaceship
South ParkS2 E15

A spaceship lands in South Park, and a school bus runs over the alien who flew it. Cartman shows up to school with an altered personality.
10/28/1998
01:46

Poo In The Wilderness
South ParkS3 E4

The boys spot an unidentified being.
06/16/1999
01:56

He's 22
South ParkS3 E7

Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
07/14/1999
01:16

Welcome to The Fine Planet of Australia
South ParkS3 E13

Australians think Marvin is an alien.
11/17/1999
01:49

Welcome to Marklar
South ParkS3 E13

The boys and Marvin stumble upon Marklar.
11/17/1999
02:04

The War is Won
South ParkS3 E14

Stan and Kyle put an end to the Confederates.
11/24/1999
01:59

Finding What's Important
South ParkS5 E7

The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.
08/08/2001
02:18

Intergalactic BDIU Committee
South ParkS6 E15

Kyle and the audience realize that John Edward is a phony. Aliens show up and tell him that he has been nominated for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award.
11/27/2002
00:48

There he is...
South ParkS6 E15

John Edward wins the award for Biggest Douche in the Universe.
11/27/2002
02:05

D j Vu
South ParkS7 E1

The boys realize they're in a repeat.
03/19/2003
02:57

Ice Cream Crapping Taco
South ParkS7 E1

Earth turns out to be an alien reality show.
03/19/2003
01:45

Joozian Three Way
South ParkS7 E1

The boys blackmail the Network Heads.
03/19/2003
01:49

That's No Hemorrhoid
South ParkS7 E1

Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.
03/19/2003
02:37

Farting On Kyle
South ParkS7 E1

A Scientist checks out the satellite dish in Cartman's ass.
03/19/2003
02:06

Chased By Aliens
South ParkS7 E1

Aliens abduct the boys.
03/19/2003
01:29

In Outer Space Again
South ParkS7 E1

The boys wake up in outer space.
03/19/2003
01:24

We're All Famous
South ParkS7 E1

Jeff reveals the truth about Earth.
03/19/2003
01:12

Earth! Cancelled
South ParkS7 E1

The boys insist on trying to get the network heads to un-cancel "Earth!"
03/19/2003
00:43

Chaos Theory
South ParkS7 E1

Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.
03/19/2003
00:51

The Joozians
South ParkS7 E1

The boys meet the Network Heads.
03/19/2003
01:15

Hekma Bar
South ParkS7 E1

The Network Heads are a bit distracted.
03/19/2003
00:42

All New Earth!
South ParkS7 E1

The boys are back on earth without a clue as to what happened.
03/19/2003
01:03

A Gooback Lands
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A strange being from the future gets hit by a car.
04/28/2004
02:59

What Scientologist Actually Believe
South ParkS9 E12

The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
11/16/2005
02:29

Those Aren't Ideas, They're Special FX
South ParkS11 E10

M. Night, Michael Bay and Mel Gibson are all asked for ideas on how to beat the terrorist in Imaginationland.
10/17/2007
01:26

Retreat to the Gum Drop Forest
South ParkS11 E11

Butters awakes from a dream and realizes he is still in Imaginationland and it's being attacked.
10/24/2007
01:18

This Is Only The Beginning
South ParkS12 E10

The Head of Homeland Security isn't exactly who he seems to be.
10/22/2008
00:56

That's Cuz You're A Chick
South ParkS13 E6

Randy and Stan put the finishing touches on their pinewood derby car.
04/15/2009
01:20

You'll Have to Learn How to Lie Correctly Someday
South ParkS13 E6

Randy and Stan check in at the Pinewood Derby State Championship.
04/15/2009
01:38

The Only Explanation
South ParkS14 E1

The scientists voice their concerns about an epidemic to President Obama.
03/17/2010
01:29

Find the Wizard Alien
South ParkS14 E1

The S.W.A.T. team descends on Independence Hall as the search for the alien heats up.
03/17/2010
00:49

Drilling Into Another Dimension
South ParkS14 E11

DP apologizes again for their drilling errors.
10/27/2010