Watching

02:45

Kick the Baby
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman gets probed by aliens.
08/13/1997
03:09

Symbiotic Metamorphosis Device
South ParkS1 E1

Chef sings a song to cheer up the boys.
08/13/1997
02:32

80-Foot Satellite
South ParkS1 E1

A giant satellite emerges from Cartman's ass.
08/13/1997
01:46

Flaming Gas
South ParkS1 E1

Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.
08/13/1997
00:43

Under Alien Control
South ParkS1 E1

Cartman is under alien control via the thing in his butt.
08/13/1997
01:20

Aliens Kill Kenny
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens kill Kenny.
08/13/1997
02:06

No Kitty
South ParkS1 E1

Crop circles reveal contact by the Visitors.
08/13/1997
02:10

Moo Moo Moo
South ParkS1 E1

Aliens think cows are the most intelligent beings on the planet.
08/13/1997
00:39

Dolphins, Eskimos, Who Cares?
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman and Stan fight about Cartman's essay contest victory.
08/20/1997
02:19

Essay Contest Winner
South ParkS1 E2

After discussing rainbows, Cartman learns he has won an essay contest.
08/20/1997
03:25

Missed Shots
South ParkS1 E2

Mr. Garrison shoots Kenny, Kathie Lee departs, and Wendy reveals the truth about Cartman's essay.
08/20/1997
00:45

Chef's Excited
South ParkS1 E2

Chef tells the boys about his plans for an encounter with Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:08

94 Pound Beefcake
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman brags about the four pounds he has gained overnight from eating Weight Gain 4000.
08/20/1997
01:48

Garrison is Dismissed
South ParkS1 E2

The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
00:53

Wendy Wants the Truth
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman gets fatter as Wendy plans to get the truth about his paper.
08/20/1997
01:31

Must Stop Garrison
South ParkS1 E2

Wendy warns the boys of Mr. Garrison's impending assassination attempt.
08/20/1997
01:01

Follow Your Dreams
South ParkS1 E2

Cartman winds up on Geraldo for being incredibly obese.
08/20/1997
00:37

Stop, Drop and Roll
South ParkS1 E3

Ned sets himself on fire and blows up Uncle jimbo's new hummer.
08/27/1997
03:03

The Legend of Scuzzlebutt
South ParkS1 E3

Cartman sucks at telling scary stories.
08/27/1997
01:57

Scuzzlebutt Saved The Day
South ParkS1 E3

Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from death by lava.
08/27/1997
01:36

Hot Lava
South ParkS1 E3

After the volcano threat has died down, Stan shoots Scuzzlebutt.
08/27/1997
02:23

Rules of Hunting
South ParkS1 E3

The boys leave to go hunting with Uncle jimbo and Ned.
08/27/1997
02:15

It's Coming Right For Us
South ParkS1 E3

Stan won't shoot a rabbit, despite pressure from Uncle Uncle Jimbo and Cartman.
08/27/1997
01:14

Cartman's Missing
South ParkS1 E3

Cartman goes missing, and Uncle jimbo takes Kenny fishing instead of Stan.
08/27/1997
01:10

Cartman Pretends To Be Scuzzlebutt
South ParkS1 E3

Uncle jimbo tries to shoot Scuzzlebutt, without realizing it's actually Cartman.
08/27/1997
01:15

Digging a Trench
South ParkS1 E3

The mayor plans to dig a trench to save South Park.
08/27/1997
01:25

Duck & Cover
South ParkS1 E3

Officer Barbrady shows an old film to help with volcano safety.
08/27/1997
00:43

Blown It's Top
South ParkS1 E3

The volcano erupts, sparing Cartman at Kenny's expense.
08/27/1997
01:36

Special Treatment
South ParkS1 E4

Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
09/03/1997
01:26

Ask Jesus
South ParkS1 E4

Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
09/03/1997
01:10

Big Gay Al
South ParkS1 E4

A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
09/03/1997
01:07

Meet Sparky
South ParkS1 E4

After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
09/03/1997
01:31

Football Practice
South ParkS1 E4

Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
09/03/1997
00:41

After Practice
South ParkS1 E4

After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
09/03/1997
00:49

Don't Be Gay
South ParkS1 E4

Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
09/03/1997
00:41

Meet Fifi
South ParkS1 E4

Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
09/03/1997
00:49

Love the Football
South ParkS1 E4

While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.
09/03/1997
00:41

Bomb Planted
South ParkS1 E4

Stan decides to go find Sparky and not play in the big game. Jimbo and Ned attach their bomb to Enrique, the Middle Park Mascot.
09/03/1997
00:36

Game Day
South ParkS1 E4

Game day has arrived but Stan is on a search for Sparky. Chef begins to panic.
09/03/1997
01:09

Finding the Sanctuary
South ParkS1 E4

The game starts with Kyle playing for quarterback. Stan's search leads him to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
09/03/1997