South Park
Looking For Quality Friends
Season 14 E 4 • 04/07/2010
Kyle and Cartman go on Chat Roulette to look for some quality internet friends.
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01:23
South ParkS3 E8
Randy's Announcement
Randy snaps and admits loudly to the party that he and Gerald masturbated together, but they're not the only ones who have done it.
07/21/1999
01:37
South ParkS3 E8
Night of Experimenting
In the spirit of experimentation, Gerald and Randy masturbate in front of each other. The ATF believes that the party is a suicidal cult gathering that worships meteors.
07/21/1999
01:21
South ParkS3 E8
ATF Infiltration
ATF agent Johnson infiltrates the party, while Randy and Gerald awkwardly get dressed.
07/21/1999
01:18
South ParkS3 E8
Tub Regrets
While their agent is having a great time inside, the ATF shoots and kills a couple leaving the party. Things are more than a little awkward between Randy and Gerald.
07/21/1999
01:25
South ParkS5 E4
The Twins
Cartman stakes out Scott Tenorman's house with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, who quickly become distracted by the scenery.
07/11/2001
00:48
South ParkS5 E7
Mom, Dad, You Got To See This
Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
08/01/2001
01:11
South ParkS5 E7
Red Rocket
Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
08/01/2001
01:05
South ParkS5 E14
Little White Lies
Mr. Stotch teaches Butters the value of little white lies, but soon finds it's too late.
12/12/2001
01:09
South ParkS5 E14
The White Swallow
Butters makes a visit to the White Swallow, where he catches his father in a compromising position.
12/12/2001
01:37
South ParkS6 E1
Cartman Filling In
Butter can't go to the commercial shoot because he's been grounded for having liposuction surgery. Cartman poses as Butters and insults Butters' dad when he calls.
03/06/2002
01:06
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Butters Gets in Trouble
Butters' parents get home and they are furious. Cartman sets up a chair on Butters' lawn and listens to the sounds of Butters' punishment.
03/06/2002
01:52
South ParkS7 E6
Butters' Interrogation
Cartman and Kenny interrogate Butters about the missing doll. While Butters tries to produce a semen sample, the boys get a lead about the location of the doll.
04/23/2003
01:04
South ParkS8 E2
Almost Caught
Jimmy is shooting up steroids in his room when he's interrupted by his dad and girlfriend. Jimmy's dad asks if he was masturbating.
03/24/2004
01:37
South ParkS12 E6
The Internet Will Be Waiting
The Marsh Family has its internet time cut short.
04/16/2008
01:18
South ParkS12 E6
Dancing Kitty
The Marsh's try to cope with limited internet access in the Refugee Camp.
04/16/2008
01:32
South ParkS12 E6
Internet Porn Simulator
Randy tries to satisfy his needs in the internet porn simulator.
04/16/2008
02:18
South ParkS12 E6
No More Blue Balls
The internet is locked up for the night, but Randy sneaks in to satisfy his needs.
04/16/2008
01:34
South ParkS14 E4
Looking For Quality Friends
Kyle and Cartman go on Chat Roulette to look for some quality internet friends.
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02:09
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Me Time
Randy stays up late to watch the no-no channel.
11/17/2010
01:59
South ParkS14 E14
The Big Jim
Sharon tries out the latest exercise craze.
11/17/2010
01:32
South ParkS14 E14
Just A Quickie
Sharon blows off some steam on the beach.
11/17/2010
01:25
South ParkS14 E14
Cannot Go to Sleep Mode
Sharon is woken up for a late night workout.
11/17/2010
01:05
South ParkS14 E14
Get Your Finger Up There
Stan complains about his dad's new job, while Sharon relieves the stress with her Shake Weight.
11/17/2010
01:40
South ParkS14 E14
A Nice 'Ol Fashioned
Sharon helps Randy finally get to sleep...mode.
11/17/2010
01:38
South ParkS16 E1
Security Breach
Inside the TSA headquarters, something goes awry.
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