South Park
Get Aides, Lose Weight
Season 6 E 1 • 03/06/2002
Jared announces to the whole town that he has aides and encourages everyone to get aides to help lose weight.
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01:09
South ParkS6 E1
Get Aides, Lose Weight
Jared announces to the whole town that he has aides and encourages everyone to get aides to help lose weight.
03/06/2002
01:48
South ParkS6 E1
Jared's Aides
The boys meet Jared and ask if he really lost the weight from just eating sandwiches. They are shocked to find out that he also has aides.
03/06/2002
01:07
South ParkS6 E1
Jared's Coming
While making prank phone calls to City Wok, the boys see a commercial for Subway. Jared, the spokesman, is coming to town and the boys want to meet him.
03/06/2002
01:28
South ParkS6 E1
City Wok Scam
Cartman and the boys decide to fatten Butters up, make him slim down, and then pull a Jared with City Wok.
03/06/2002
01:09
South ParkS6 E1
Jared's Fiance
Jared confesses to his fianc e that he has aides. She runs away, shocked and appalled, thinking he means AIDS. Jared realizes he should tell everyone the truth.
03/06/2002
00:57
South ParkS6 E1
City Wok Deal
Now that Butters has successfully gotten fat, the boys tell the City Wok guy about their plan and he is all for it.
03/06/2002
00:55
South ParkS6 E1
Jared Gets Fired
The Subway board of directors meet with Jared to fire him for his views of weight loss and aides.
03/06/2002
00:51
South ParkS6 E1
Motivational Talks
Cartman puts Butters through a rigorous training routine. Jared thinks he should get rid of his aides, but they talk him out of it.
03/06/2002
01:08
South ParkS6 E1
Aides For Everyone
Jared goes public with a new campaign. He plans to use his wealth to give everyone aides. Children, the poor - everybody. The whole town is getting aides.
03/06/2002
01:31
South ParkS6 E1
Beating a Dead Horse
The boys bring Butters to City Wok, but the owner backs out. He tells the boys that everyone hates Jared now because he has aides.
03/06/2002
02:41
South ParkS6 E1
A Misunderstanding
Just as the town is about to lynch Jared, the boys arrive and clear everything up. They all think the misunderstanding is hilarious and it's okay to laugh because it's been 22.3 years.
03/06/2002