Kill the Wise One!
South Park
Season 10 E 13 • 11/08/2006

The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.

Watching

01:48

Garrison is Dismissed
South ParkS1 E2

The class play is too violent to showcase to Kathie Lee.
08/20/1997
01:07

Are You Looking at My Headgear?
South ParkS1 E5

Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
09/10/1997
01:29

Grandpa's Birthday
South ParkS1 E6

At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
09/17/1997
00:41

Cheap Bastards
South ParkS1

As the boys trick-or-treat, Kenny keeps attacking. The boys stumble on a Klansman's home.
10/29/1997
00:35

Not As Beautiful As You
South ParkS1 E8

A happy couple in love is taking a romantic stroll around Stark's Pond. All of sudden, the evil turkeys show up and ruthlessly kill them.
11/19/1997
01:10

Braveheart
South ParkS1 E8

Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
11/19/1997
01:05

Smelly Iranian Captors
South ParkS2 E1

Terrance and Phillip grab Sally with no trouble. When they get back to Canada, it seems that Saddam Hussein has taken over.
04/01/1998
00:56

You Will Respect My Authoritah!
South ParkS2 E3

Cartman, newly deputized, pulls a car over for speeding and sees to it that things quickly get out of hand.
05/20/1998
01:15

Domestic Disturbance
South ParkS2 E3

Cartman, still working the beat with the "Cops" team, responds to a domestic disturbance at Kenny's house.
05/20/1998
00:27

Find Chicks
South ParkS2 E12

Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
09/23/1998
03:22

Dead Bodies
South ParkS2 E15

Spookyfish starts sending Stan evil messages. As dead bodies start appearing in his room, Mrs. Marsh buries them in the backyard.
10/28/1998
01:24

The Reenactment
South ParkS3 E14

Cartman messes up the reenactment.
11/24/1999
01:16

Victory in Topeka
South ParkS3 E14

The Confederates go to Kansas and take Topeka.
11/24/1999
00:41

Alamosa Maximum Security Juvenile Hall
South ParkS4 E2

Cartman arrives in Juvenile Hall.
04/12/2000
00:50

Animaniacs
South ParkS4 E2

The inmates threaten Cartman.
04/12/2000
01:07

Must Paint
South ParkS5 E13

Butters' mom goes mad and paints the house three times.
12/12/2001
01:06

Butters Gets in Trouble
South ParkS6 E1

Butters get into serious trouble.
03/06/2002
02:18

Killer Features
South ParkS6 E5

When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.
04/03/2002
01:05

Cutting the Head off The Powell Statue
South ParkS6 E7

Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.
06/26/2002
02:45

Ninja Battle
South ParkS8 E1

While bringing Butters to the vet, the boys are challenged to a ninja showdown by Craig, Tolkien, Clyde and Jimmy. Butters wanders off during the battle.
03/17/2004
00:31

Anime Roundup
South ParkS8 E1

An anime summary of the episode thus far.
03/17/2004
01:13

Jimmy's Roid Rage
South ParkS8 E2

Jimmy goes into a rage and beats up his girlfriend.
03/24/2004
01:38

Puff Daddy Kills PETA
South ParkS8 E8

Puff Daddy shots PETA.
10/27/2004
02:08

Heaven Vs. Hell
South ParkS9 E4

Kenny saves the universe from Satan.
03/30/2005
01:37

Cartman Offers to Suck Kyle's Balls
South ParkS10 E13

Future Cartman tries to prevent Get Kyle to help him.
11/08/2006
01:21

Kill the Wise One!
South ParkS10 E13

The Wise One denounces the upcoming war.
11/08/2006
01:28

Atheist War
South ParkS10 E13

The leaders of the three atheist factions argue about whose organization has the best name.
11/08/2006
01:11

Suck On That, Hollis!
South ParkS13 E6

The Marshes and Hollises face off in the final heat of the Pinewood Derby.
04/15/2009