The True Meaning of Being an American
South Park
Season 4 E 4 • 04/26/2000

Cartman tells the quints about the joys of America: log rides, burgers, and malls.

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Smelly Iranian Captors
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Terrance and Phillip grab Sally with no trouble. When they get back to Canada, it seems that Saddam Hussein has taken over.
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Go-Go Action Bronco
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00:32

Hello Girls, I'm the Easter Bunny
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00:40

The True Meaning of Being an American
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Cartman tells the quints about the joys of America: log rides, burgers, and malls.
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Kyle and cousin Kyle meet for the first time.
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Sally Sassalot
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Mr. Garrison vows to come up with a better way to travel.
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IT is sweeping the nation and IT's better than flying.
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