Christ On a Stick!
South Park
Season 7 E 15 • 12/17/2003

The boys take off for Canada aboard the City Wok guy's airplane.

Watching

00:34

We'll Show Them
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
12/17/1997
01:33

Dance Damn You!
South ParkS1 E9

The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
12/17/1997
01:31

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
12/17/1997
01:19

Acute Fecalphelia
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.
12/17/1997
00:55

Offensively Non-Offensive
South ParkS1 E9

The boys commit Kyle to a mental institution before he and his fecalphelia can hurt anyone else.
12/17/1997
01:15

Merry Christmas Kyle Broflovski
South ParkS1 E9

Everyone believes in Mr. Hanky. Kyle is released from the mental hospital and Kenny makes it through the episode without dying.
12/17/1997
02:18

Dress Rehearsal
South ParkS1 E9

Mrs. Broflovski feels the school Christmas play shouldn't have a nativity scene. She is outraged that her Jewish son, Kyle, is set to play Joseph.
12/17/1997
02:46

A Jew on Christmas
South ParkS1 E9

The boys won't let Kyle join in on any of the Holiday activities because he's Jewish. Kyle sings a song about feeling lonely and left out on Christmas.
12/17/1997
02:48

Fa La La Your La
South ParkS1 E9

South Park Elementary finally presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational school play, with compositions by Phillip Glass.
12/17/1997
01:32

Mr. Hankey Teaches the Town
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey finally comes to life to tell the people of South Park they focus too hard on what's wrong with Christmas and to remind them what the Holidays are really about.
12/17/1997
00:27

The Grinchy Poo
South ParkS2 E16

Charlie wants people to understand that he is the epitome of fear and terror, who also happens to be a sucker for Christmas specials.
12/09/1998
03:24

Hitler Sings
South ParkS3 E15

Satan and the gang sing about Christmas in Hell.
12/01/1999
01:59

A Present From Deep Inside of You
South ParkS3 E15

An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.
12/01/1999
02:19

Merry F&*#ing Christmas
South ParkS3 E15

Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.
12/01/1999
02:20

Little Nuggets
South ParkS4 E17

The boys meet Mr. Hankey's little nuggets.
12/20/2000
02:56

The Circle of Poo
South ParkS4 E17

Mr. Hankey teaches his nugget that he's not just a part of Christmas; he's a part of everything.
12/20/2000
00:45

Merry Christmas Asshole
South ParkS4 E17

The boys' caroling isn't rousing any cheer. People aren't buying presents for Christmas anymore.
12/20/2000
01:29

Right Square In The Balls
South ParkS4 E17

The boys come up with an idea to create their own animated Christmas special.
12/20/2000
00:41

Animated Christmas Card
South ParkS4 E17

Mayor gives the boys money for their animated Christmas card.
12/20/2000
00:41

Don't Throw That Vase!
South ParkS4 E17

Mr. Hankey promises to help Kyle with his animated Christmas card.
12/20/2000
01:04

95.2 Rocks KMetal
South ParkS4 E17

The animated film isn't finished yet but the boys try to record what they have.
12/20/2000
01:04

Silicorn
South ParkS4 E17

Mr. Hankey's got a big job in front of him trying to clean up the drive-in and keep his wife from getting nekkid.
12/20/2000
01:48

Even A Miracle Needs a Hand
South ParkS4 E17

Cartman and Kyle are out of the picture but Kyle reminds Stan that miracles can happen everyday.
12/20/2000
01:36

I Used To Believe in Miracles
South ParkS4 E17

The town's Christmas spirit sinks to new lows when the boys' animated film gets burned up by the projector.
12/20/2000
02:10

Happiest Christmas The Middle East Has Ever Seen
South ParkS6 E17

The boys board Mr. Hankey's Poo-Choo Express to the North Pole.
12/11/2002
02:04

We Brought Christmas To Iraq
South ParkS6 E17

Santa Claus brings joy to South Park.
12/11/2002
01:44

Jimmy's Favorite Christmas Song
South ParkS6 E17

Jimmy begins to stutter his way through "The Twelve Days of Christmas."
12/11/2002
01:44

Precious Christmastime Moment
South ParkS6 E17

The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.
12/11/2002
01:37

Electroshock to the Testicles
South ParkS6 E17

The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.
12/11/2002
01:03

Lock & Load We're Going In
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.
12/11/2002
00:51

What A Shithole
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.
12/11/2002
01:00

I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus and the boys bust in on the Iraqis torturing Santa.
12/11/2002
01:00

You're A Bad Liar
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus dies to save Santa Claus and the boys.
12/11/2002
01:56

Ike's Parents Return
South ParkS7 E15

Ike's biological parents return to try to reclaim Ike/ peter.
12/17/2003
01:08

Sprinkle Time Make Your Own Marshmallow Factory
South ParkS7 E15

Kyle gets what he deserves for being Jewish at Christmastime.
12/17/2003
01:10

Who Needs More Stuff?
South ParkS7 E15

South Park decides to give money to the Broflovskis instead of buying presents.
12/17/2003
00:51

You F@#$ing Jews ruined Christmas AGAIN!
South ParkS7 E15

The boys agree to help Kyle so that they'll get more presents.
12/17/2003
01:19

Yellow Cessna Tail Number 432G
South ParkS7 E15

City Wok guy runs a discount travel company -- City Airlines.
12/17/2003
01:01

Christ On a Stick!
South ParkS7 E15

The boys take off for Canada aboard the City Wok guy's airplane.
12/17/2003
00:32

No Christmas Adventure This Year
South ParkS7 E15

The boys ride in a Canadian Christmas parade.
12/17/2003