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01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
South ParkS1

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
01:51

Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
South ParkS1

Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
02/25/1998
01:53

Chef's Parents
South ParkS3 E3

The boys meet Chef's parents.
04/21/1999
01:25

Loch Ness Monster
South ParkS3 E3

The boys listen to Chef's dad's stories
04/21/1999
01:37

King Jimmy's Buffet
South ParkS3 E3

Chef gives the boys an ultimatum: accept Veronica, or get out of his life.
04/21/1999
00:29

Poor Like Us
South ParkS4 E4

Kenny receives an offer to attend the Romanian School of Music.
04/26/2000
01:36

The Aids
South ParkS4 E6

Cartman demands $10 million for his kidney.
06/28/2000
01:17

Fingerbang
South ParkS4 E8

Cartman has a plan to make ten million dollars by starting a boy band.
07/12/2000
01:18

Five Members
South ParkS4 E8

The boys need another member for their boy band.
07/12/2000
01:02

Normal Kids Again
South ParkS4 E8

The boys give up their short-lived stardom for a normal life.
07/12/2000
00:49

Ten Million Dollars
South ParkS4 E10

Cartman's using the church to make money.
07/26/2000
02:08

Human Friend
South ParkS4 E12

The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.
11/15/2000
01:09

Great Expectations
South ParkS4 E14

Pip's foster parents put him to work.
11/29/2000
00:48

Howard Stern
South ParkS4 E15

Kenny offers to give Howard Stern oral sex for $10
12/06/2000
02:13

Gonna Put Her Down
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman begs for his money back.
07/11/2001
01:25

My First Pubes
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman brags about having pubic hair.
07/11/2001
00:48

Kris Kristofferson
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.
07/11/2001
01:24

The Fort Collins Pube Fair
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.
07/11/2001
01:10

Pennies From Heaven
South ParkS5 E5

Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother.
07/25/2001
01:00

Goddamnit, I Hate Regular Milk!
South ParkS5 E8

Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.
11/07/2001
01:18

Afghan South Park
South ParkS5 E8

The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.
11/07/2001
01:27

Hick-Jock-Rednecks
South ParkS5 E10

Cousin Kyle makes five million dollars off Mr. Garrison's failed invention.
11/21/2001
01:19

Intero-Rectogestion
South ParkS6 E8

The boys watch a newscast about the popularity of eating with your butt and crapping out your mouth.
07/03/2002
02:48

Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey Day
South ParkS7 E13

The boys get a tour of the Big Tobacco Co.
12/03/2003
01:06

Prove Mel Gibson Wrong
South ParkS8 E1

Cartman badgers Kyle for being a cheap Jew.
03/17/2004
00:48

Mel Gibson Sings
South ParkS8 E3

Stan and Kenny escape from Mel Gibson's house with their eighteen dollars.
03/31/2004
01:14

The Pink Scrapbook of Death
South ParkS8 E12

Butters discovers Paris Hilton's grim history with pets.
12/01/2004
00:52

Mayor Visits Cartman
South ParkS9 E2

Cartman is visited in jail by the mayor.
03/16/2005
02:43

Free Personality Test
South ParkS9 E12

Stan takes a free Scientology personality test.
11/16/2005
01:20

You'll Have to Learn How to Lie Correctly Someday
South ParkS13 E6

Randy and Stan check in at the Pinewood Derby State Championship.
04/15/2009
01:05

The Fastest Pinewood Derby Car Ever
South ParkS13 E6

Randy and Stan's pinewood derby car may have reached warp speed.
04/15/2009
01:43

Don't You Want a New Lunchbox?
South ParkS13 E9

Butters puts his new pimping skills to work.
10/14/2009