Hammertime
South Park
Season 6 E 7 • 06/26/2002

The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.

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01/12/2000
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01/12/2000
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Poontag
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12/12/2001
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Tweek You Might Have to Take The Fall
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The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."
06/26/2002
01:59

Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher
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The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .
06/26/2002
00:58

Hammertime
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The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.
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Butters' Interrogation
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Going Undercover
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Sex Change Operation?
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