Acceptable Forms of Shit
South Park
Season 5 E 1 • 06/20/2001

Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the class

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Acceptable Forms of Shit
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Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the class
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Chef's Advice
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Sex Education
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STD Slides
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No Choice
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Afterbirth
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