I Don't Like Vaginas
South Park
Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005

Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.

Watching

01:44

Sports Watch
South ParkS1 E8

While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
11/19/1997
01:16

"What The Hell Is That?"
South ParkS2 E13

Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
09/30/1998
01:31

Prop. 10
South ParkS2 E17

The mayor agrees to let the town vote on whether or not Harbucks should be shut down. The gnomes reappear, but only Tweek sees them.
12/16/1998
02:00

Nobel Prize Awards
South ParkS3 E2

Randy wins the Nobel Prize.
04/14/1999
01:04

Kenny Combusts
South ParkS3 E2

Kenny spontaneously combusts.
04/14/1999
01:21

Cartman Crucified
South ParkS3 E2

Stan and Kyle leave Cartman on the cross.
04/14/1999
01:18

Heat Wave
South ParkS3 E2

A heat wave takes over South Park.
04/14/1999
01:15

Fart in Moderation
South ParkS3 E2

Randy saves the town with moderation.
04/14/1999
01:18

Tub Regrets
South ParkS3 E8

Randy is embarrassed about his experimentation.
07/21/1999
02:11

Japanese Charm
South ParkS3 E11

The toy store owner goes to the Chinpoko Mon Toy Corporation to get answers.
11/03/1999
01:45

Town Concerned
South ParkS3 E11

The parents speak out against Chinpoko Mon Camp.
11/03/1999
01:51

The Children March
South ParkS3 E11

President Clinton gets involved with the Chinpoko Mon fiasco.
11/03/1999
00:49

What A Grand, Grand Penis
South ParkS4 E6

Mr. Garrison hits some writer's block.
06/28/2000
00:53

A Redwood Forest of Penises
South ParkS4 E6

Mr. Garrison makes progress with his novel.
06/28/2000
01:05

Gay Really Really Gay
South ParkS4 E6

Mr. Garrison has some trouble getting his novel published.
06/28/2000
00:55

Kyle Lives
South ParkS4 E6

Kyle has a successful kidney transplant.
06/28/2000
01:19

New Fourth Graders
South ParkS4 E11

The new fourth graders decide to moon their new teacher.
11/08/2000
02:05

Let Us Play
South ParkS4 E14

Miss Havisham wants Estella to break Pip's heart.
11/29/2000
01:03

Brilliant Combination
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman plans to have a pony bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener in front of Radiohead.
07/11/2001
00:56

Oh, No Pony, He'll Like That
South ParkS5 E4

Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.
07/11/2001
00:48

Mom, Dad, You Got To See This
South ParkS5 E6

Stan manually stimulates a dog nearly to orgasm
08/01/2001
02:20

Do You Touch Yourself?
South ParkS5 E6

Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.
08/01/2001
01:11

Red Rocket
South ParkS5 E6

Cartman manually stimulates a dog to orgasm.
08/01/2001
00:51

Make His Stuff Come Out
South ParkS5 E6

Stan's parents realize Stan has no idea what an orgasm is.
08/01/2001
01:10

The Man Takes His Penis ?
South ParkS5 E6

Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.
08/01/2001
00:41

Tiny Ain't It
South ParkS5 E8

In a Looney Tunes parody, Cartman pulls down Osama bin Laden's pants to reveal his tiny penis.
11/07/2001
01:09

The White Swallow
South ParkS5 E13

Butters' dad is caught with his wiener out.
12/12/2001
01:37

Cartman Filling In
South ParkS6 E1

Cartman pretends to be Butters.
03/06/2002
01:09

Cartman Goes to Sperm Bank
South ParkS6 E7

Cartman attempts to buy five gallons of semen from a sperm bank.
06/26/2002
02:29

Parental Revenge Center
South ParkS6 E16

Stan and Butters seek revenge on their parents.
12/04/2002
01:52

Butters' Interrogation
South ParkS7 E6

While Butters tries to give a semen sample, the boys leave to investigate a tip.
04/23/2003
02:08

Collision Course For Earth
South ParkS7 E11

Cartman locks Butters in a bomb shelter.
11/12/2003
01:40

Community Outrage
South ParkS8 E1

The townspeople discuss Cartman's nakedness.
03/17/2004
01:14

The Pink Scrapbook of Death
South ParkS8 E12

Butters discovers Paris Hilton's grim history with pets.
12/01/2004
00:32

Mr. Garrison Has Titties
South ParkS9 E1

Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.
03/09/2005
01:18

Negroplasty
South ParkS9 E1

Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.
03/09/2005
01:17

I Don't Like Vaginas
South ParkS9 E1

Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.
03/09/2005
02:15

Anonymous Question Box
South ParkS9 E7

Mr. Mackey reads to class from the anonymous questions box.
04/20/2005
01:19

Bathroom Retreat
South ParkS9 E7

Jimmy gets a little too excited for the upcoming talent show.
04/20/2005
01:37

Doctor Pal
South ParkS9 E7

Jimmy's parents call in Dr. Pal to help with his problem.
04/20/2005